>Minako entered the bedroom and said"Artemis, is everything all right?"
>Artemis looked whiter than usual

Joel: He's so white, he makes bleach look dark!
Crow: He's turning into Michael Jackson?
Tom: (singing) White, White, Baby....

>"Yes quite fine" and left the room with a sigh.Minako looked for the letter but he had thrown it to the window.

Crow: He's at the 30.....the 20....No one will catch the window....
Tom: (evil voice) Come to my Window, Mina....
Joel: Shh! Chris might be reading this!

>"I hope he's all right" Minako said stepping into the shower.

Joel: (makes sound effects of violins screeching)
Crow: Norman! Norman! Fetch me my tea and a rusty axe....
Tom: Mina, we hardly knew ye!

>Artemis knew that he'd better be on the look out, if someone tried to kidnap him.He had the same secuence in his mind, every second it passed.

Joel: What's a secuence?
Crow: Sequence? Sequins? Sea Quest?
Tom: Seance?
Crow: Fanfic begone! Fanfic begone!
Tom: Didn't work.
Crow: Doh!

>Asking himself things like= "Who's that person?" "Is he good or evil?" "What he'll do to me?".

All: (singing) Will he be famous? Will he be rich?.....

>Around 9:00 pm Artemis showed up at Minako's house,curved up into a fuzzy ball and went to sleep. The next day Artemis woke up to the sound of chriiping birds "Damn birds"he said woking up.He got up before Minako did,

Joel: Yeah, I wonder what's taking Minako so long to come out of the shower....
Tom: Gee, I couldn't begin to imagine....
Crow: Maybe *the birds* had something to do with it?
Tom: (evil voice) Nonsense, how could *the birds* hurt anyone....

>so he went for a walk. Unfortunatelly, Luna caught him, "Hello Artemis,why are you so concerned". Artemis replied "Well luna, last day i recieved a letter from a secret person" Luna gasped"WHAT?!?

All: HE SAID HE RECEIVED A LETTER FROM A SECRET
PERSON!!!

>That's impossible, no one except our sailor scouts know our name's and hability to talk"

Crow: And my weakness for grammar and spelling....

>Artemis still upset responded "I know...it told me that, it liked me since it saw me, and that some day i'll meet it" Luna sighed "Well, lets hope that's not the negaverse." Atemis looked at luna and said
>"CAN'T YOU THINK ANYTHING THAT'S NOT THE NEGAVERSE?!" he frogned and left her.

Crow: Yeah! Stop being so damn negative!
Tom: Is the author making up words as he goes along?
Crow: frogned....Isn't that Swedish?
Tom: Yeah, just like the Borg.
Crow: (imitating a Borg) SPELLING IS IRRELEVANT....PLOT IS IRRELEVANT....GRAMMAR IS IRRELEVANT....YOU WILL BE NAUSEATED....RESISTANCE IS POINTLESS....WE....ARE OSCAR....
Joel: Not bad....

>"Luna said to herself "Poor Artemis, it's not his fault" and just continued her path.
>Artemis was too perturbated to notice the 6 cats that were hcasing him.

Crow: There's two more new words.....perturbated and hcasing.
Joel: Hcasing the joint....
Tom: More like smoking it....

>"Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!"

Tom: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful....
Crow: (singing) I'm....too sexy for my fur....too sexy for my fur, without it I go brrr....
Joel: Take me home, Crow.
Crow: I'm trying....

>Then a loud MEOW filled the air

Crow: Nuku-Nuku?
Tom: Anna?
Joel: Supreme Catatonic?
Crow: Uni?
Tom: Morris?
Joel: Omaha?

>Artemis turned his back, and saw the other cats him "GET FUCK OFF MY BACK!YOU BASTARDS, I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD TODAY!"

Crow: (snarls) I'M STUCK IN THIS CRUMMY FANFIC, I CAN'T SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!
Tom: Artemis is back and he's pissed off!
Joel: (imitating Ash from Evil Dead) The next one of you primates....even TOUCHES me....

>he said as he prepared his claws and teeth to fight, he knew that he'll lost, but he couldn't just let those cats kick his butt without a fight. The fight was rough, those cats began ripping him off,

Joel: Hey, quit kneeing me in the groin! No fair!
Tom: It's Bowe Vs Golota all over again!

>cutting him in the stomach, his arm, his leg, his back and his ear. (OUCH!)

Crow: Body blow! Body blow!
Tom: (imitation of Gorilla Monsoon) He's busted wide open....
Joel: Cut me Mick! Cut me!

>Oscar was aruond that fight, returning from a baseball game, with his bat on the shoulder. Artemis was already badly wounded, and bleeding to death.

Tom and Crow: (hums theme to Platoon)
Joel: There was no joy in mudville....

>Oscar passed by the alley were Artemis was. Oscar gasped as he instantly recognized Artemis, he took his bat and ran to help him,

Joel: The Bat....The Cat....The Hermaphrodite....OSCAR RETURNS. Coming to a porno theater near you, check local listings for showtimes.
Crow: Something tells me he already has a young ward....
Joel: Crow....

>he hitted 3 cats simultaneusly with it. BOOMSHACALAKA!

Tom: Oh great, Now he's doing impressions of N.B.A. Jam.
Crow: I hope the author's *on fire.*
Joel: Amen.

>blood spurted out from the craneum of the other cats,he actually broke the head of the one that wounded Artemis!

Tom: When you've got a headache THIS big....
Crow: If you want to write a lemon you gotta break some skulls.
Joel: (singing) Going out of my head....over you.....

>The cats laid around dead, as Oscar grabbed Artemis, and huged him

Crow: It's the attack of the 50 foot Artemis!
Joel: The Amazing Colossal Cat
Tom: (imitating megaphone) PUT....THE HERMAPHRODITE...DOWN....

>tightly, while covering him with his shirt, Artemis saw Oscar and he said weakly "W...Who are you?" then every thing went black...Oscar, with tears in his eyes, said to Artemis "Don't worry my dear Artemis, you'll be allright".

All: (Singing) But the cat came back....The very next day....

>Artemis woke up to the sound of a door closing.Oscar saw this and said crying "Artemis!!Thank god you're alive!!" Artemis tought "How does he know my name?" Artemis just meowed Oscar hearing this said "Oh Artemis, you don't have to pretend with me. It's all right you can talk". "Who are you?"Artemis asked still sour from the fight.

Joel: Hey, if I had 6 cats beat the living crap out of me, I'd have a sour disposition too....
Crow: Damn it! Just one more eye poke and I would have shown them all!
Tom: (singing) Fat and weak....what a disgrace....

>Oscar took a deep breath...and said "Artemis, i'm that guy who sent you that letter". Artemis gasped "WHAT?!?

All: HE SAID HE'S THE GUY WHO SENT YOU THAT LETTER!!!
Crow: Doesn't anyone listen anymore?

>So you're the one!". Oscar looked a little scared and said "Sorry Artemis, i didn't meant to scare you. But how could i said my feelings to you in person?" Artemis coughed "hmmmm...you may have a point there"

Joel: Yeah, walking up to the door, calling on the telephone, leaving an e-mail, sending a candy gram, they're all too impersonal....

>Oscar looked him straight in the eyes and said "Artemis, i....i....love you. ever since i saw you, i knew it was our destiny to be together" Artemis got a little embarrased and said "I some how, feel the same for you Oscar,

Tom: Only because it's in the script. Otherwise I spit on your corpse, humanoid scum.
Joel: What would the ASPCA say?
Crow: Neutering comes to mind....

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