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Carnage's List Of Anime Babes He Wouldn't Run From!


Well, never to be outdone by Sarcasm, and at the insistence of more than a few fans, here is my list of Anime babes I wouldn't mind being chased by. Now remember folks, just like Sarcasm's page, this is MY PERSONAL OPINION. So no, I am not gonna add someone simply because you start sending me 50 emails a day telling me how fantastic some girl is...but bribery works fine. Since Sarcasm's rating system works so well, I decided to borrow it for mine. Same deal as with hers, these are all pretty damned cool ladies, some are just a bit more wonderful than the others =) So, without further ado, here they are in descending (not alphabetical, just to be different) order, Carnage's List Of Anime Babes He Wouldn't Run From


Damn, these idols singer keep getting younger and younger... Lala
Series: Magical Stage Fancy Lala
Age: 15 (actually, 9)
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: A young up-and-coming star singer/model, Lala is actually young Miho Shinohara. Cute as a button (as a teen), and manages to (somehow, we're not quite sure how) deal with being 9 in an adult's world, dealing with third grade AND a modelling career AND a singing career AND still manages to stay sane! Pretty damned impressive, by any stretch of the imagination, especially when you have a pair of freaky pastel Rampages tearing your house to pieces. Not exactly a mega-babe, she's still cute, and has a really interesting character (boy, is she gonna grow up REAL fast.)


Deedlit, concentrating on a spell. Deedlit
Series: Record Of Lodoss War
Age: 160
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: A high elf magic user, Deedlit is elegantly gorgeous, deadly with a rapier or throwing knives, and a powerful elementalist mage. Though she is in love with Parn, he (as usual) doesn't pay a lot of attention to her in his quest to become a knight (where have I heard this before?) She can be a bit of a goodygoody, but she is still extremely yummy.


"Ne, Akito-kun, lets go hunt some Shinma" Miyu
Series: Vampire Princess Miyu
Age: 100?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Walking the thin line between Shinma and human, she walks the earth searching for rogue shinma and destroying them with the help of her guardian, Larva. Elegant, powerful, and very creepy, she is not one too be trifled with. Beautiful, and wise beyond her her childlike appearance, she's still kinda scary...but we all know what would happen to me if I DIDN'T put her in here...


"Hmm..what to destroy today?" Kalia
Series: El-Hazard 2
Age: Several thousand..give or take a century
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon
Carnage sez: Like Ifurita, she is a immensely powerful Machine Goddess created as a weapon of mass destruction. UNLIKE Ifurita, she has not even a shred of compassion or respect for life; to Kalia, EVERYTHING is fodder. While she may a bit too childlike and WAY too psychotic to be very yummy, she would still be immense fun on those (rather numerous) occasions that I wanted to blow off some steam...I'd just have to remember to shut her off when I'm done.


"Tonight on When Computers Go Bad..." Sharon Apple
Series: Macross Plus
Age: 101101001101100101101...in computer years.
Coolness Rating: 1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Originally a virtual idol computer construct under the direct control of her "manager" Myung, she had a weird chip installed and developed, ah, a few interesting quirks; Being obsessed with killing the man she loves because it's what she thinks he wants...rrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Downright creepy, she is still REALLY cute, and remember, holographic women can be whatever you want...on the other hand, you might not want to be this computer's love interest...


":What, the official Breast Inspector?  Okay..." Yurika Misumaru
Series: Martian Successor Nadesico
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: The top of her class at the Earth United University, Yurika is, despite her rather ditzy temperament, a tactical genius. Though she can be a little brainless at times, she is adorably cute, not nearly as ditzy as she seems, and very affectionate. She would be great fun, and I can actually trust her to take good care of my Nad-chan when I'm away from the hangar =)


Megumi, about to take a dip. Megumi Reinard
Series: Martian Successor Nadesico
Age: 18
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: The Comm officer for the Nadesico, she left her previous job as an anime seiyuu to join the crew of the Nadesico because she thought it would be a good career move...right. A teensy bit cuter than Yurika, she makes up for her lack of skills with her deceptively vicious personality when it comes to her rival Yurika. Though some say she deserves Akito more, they are all wrong. I deserve HER!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaa...ahem.


Nihao! Shampoo
Series: Ranma ½
Age: 16
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Great-grandaughter of the amazon martial arts master Cologne, Shampoo is obsessed with getting Ranma to marry her because she lost to him in battle. Though I think she has a few issues to deal with (like the marriage obsession, for one) she is still really nummy and can kick the crap out of stupid Akane mentally and physically. Plus she seems to have this need to get naked with her significant other at every opportunity...I have no problem with that! =)


"that's right, I'm a monster." Naomi Armitage
Series: Armitage III
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez:A cop in the Martian Police force, Armitage is actually a third-type sentient android. Now THIS is what I call a "fully functional" android! Really hot, serious attitude, can kick ass without any help, and has a compulsion for wearing really skimpy outfits...Huzzah! Though I could do without the sappy bits occasionally, she still gets a big thumbs up in my book.


"Well that's great, we get another week of vacation, and I don't have to give up this fabulous outfit." Nabiki Tendo
Series: Ranma ½
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: The middle child of the Tendo family, Nabiki is the most business oriented and manipulative one of the three. What's she got going for her? She's sexy, she's smart, she's very well stacked, great attitude, and a savvy businesswoman. Not to mention the fact that she takes rather exquisite pleasure in both picking on and weaseling money out of Kuno. Hell, what's NOT to like? All in all a wonderful package, just be wary of how much her "services" are going to cost you...and NEVER play strip poker with her.


KAMPAI! Shayla Shayla
Series: El-Hazard
Age: 18
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: The youngest of the three priestesses of Mount Muldoon, Shayla Shayla is, in a word, fiery. That great red hair, a fabulous bod, an appetite for booze that gives Fujisawa a run for his money, and her wonderfully hot disposition make for a girl that would really be a LOT of fun in the sack. Just don't get her angry, as it seems she has a tendency to start throwing fireballs first, and ask questions later (umm...heh.)


"Oh Akito, I've got something to show you..." Rei Hino
Series: Sailor Moon
Age: 17 (by the end of stars)
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Ah yes, the fiery young Shinto priestess of the fire river temple, Rei has plenty going for her. She's gorgeous, smart, damned good in a fight (I have a soft spot for women who use fire based attacks...so sue me), the only scout that can exorcise demons, that wonderful long flowing black hair, and she readily beats up on Usagi! Now that's one hot babe!


Natsumi winking Natsumi Tsujimoto
Series: You're Under Arrest!
Age: 24?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Ah, I do love a woman in uniform. Natsumi is just too damn cool; She's cute, tough, great in a fight, wonderful at solving problems on the fly, better on a bike than Kaneda could ever hope to be, and just all around fun! Heck, she can lock me up any time she wants...=)


Noin showing off some cleavage Lady Noin
Series: Gundam Wing
Age: 19
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Zechs' consul and direct subordinate, Noin is another of the high ranking members of Oz's "Specials" group. an excellent mobile suit pilot, she is ever at Zechs' side. Hmm, cute, smart, deadly in an MS, and wears a really snappy uniform. I like. She has a bit more lemon appeal than Relena since she's a few years older, but she's not quite as super cool as miss peacecraft.


ucchan in a rather fetching evening gown. Ukyou Kuonji
Series: Ranma ½
Age: 16
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Mmmmeow! Engaged to Ranma when they were both kids, she competes with Shampoo, Kodachi and Akane for Ranma's affections...but if any of them deserve him it is Ukyou! Really yummy, deadly with a giant spatula, a fantastic cook, intelligent, and looks good no matter what she's wearing! Way cuter than any of Ranma's other numerous suitors, frankly I'm still waiting for her to flatten stupid Akane with her spatula and kidnap Ranma...I'm sure he could be persuaded to see the error of his ways. And hey, if not, than she's all mine!


The prettiest Captain on the force. Shinobu Nagumo
Series: Patlabor: The Mobile Police
Age: 30?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Captain of the Special Vehicles Division 1, Shinobu is very much the opposite of Captain Goto; proffesional, serious, dedicated, strict, and very much a "by-the-book-" commander. Nevertheless, she is an excellent leader, damned hot for a police captain, and can be relaxed when she puts her mind to it. The perfect counterpart to Goto, Shinobu is still a babe at thrity plus, and a responsible and accomplished officer, and that is something few can pull off =)


how to look good in a chinese dress.. Yohko Mano
Series: Mamono Hunter Yohko
Age: 16
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: The 148th Devil Hunter in the Mano line, young Yohko would rather think about guys and getting into bed with them (hey, I like the way she thinks...) Still, when the demons show up, she is all business, and can kick some serious ass with that sword of hers. Seriously nummy, loses her clothes at the drop of a hat whenever she needs to transform, and looks drop dead gorgeous in a red cheongsam, Yohko gets a big thumbs up. Major babe material here guys..but it must really suck having to be a virgin to hunt the demons..ah well.


Motoko in free fall..and I do mean "free" Motoko Kusanagi (alias)
Series: Ghost In The Shell
Age: Unknown (and that's the way she likes it.)
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Head of Public Security Section Nine's tac team, Motoko Kusanagi is not a woman to be trifled with. A fully converted Cyborg, she is incredibly strong and a tactical mastermind, often one step ahead of her superiors. Despite her professional demeanor, she is very anxious to find out if there is something more to this life than the world she knows, and her daring is likely going to help her along in this endeavour. A little scary to be a real babe, she is still supercool. The best looking body money can buy, strong enough to leap buildings in a few bounds, and she loves her wicked cool thermoptic camo..me, I just like the fact that she has to get nekkid in order to activate the camouflage ^_^


A nekkid Miho (PAN DOWN GUNDAMMIT!!!) Miho Kuon
Series: Adventures Of Kotetsu
Age: 25
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Kotetsu's new Guardian, Miho is one mega babe who can kick ass, and look great while doing it. As a private detective, she gets plenty of chances to do some ass kicking, and even more since Kotetsu arrived. I can't think of anything else to say but, YUM!


Oh Mosquiton dear... Camille Inaho Camilla
Series: Master Of Mosquiton
Age: 300+
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Mosquiton's ex-wife..about three hundred years ago, Camille has been searching for her former lover for quite a while. Now that she has finally found him, she is incredibly determined to get him into the sack...and frankly he's gotta be crazy to refuse. We are talking mega-babe material here guys, not to mention the fact that her idea of house wear consists of a pair of stockings, shoes, and an apron...and nothing else. HOTCHA! Hey Sarcasm, you keep Mo-Chan occupied and I'll have Camille, kay? ^_^


It's so hard being beautiful Iria
Series: Iria Zeiram: The Animation
Age: 19
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: A highly skilled bounty hunter like her brother, Iria is one woman you don't want to get on the bad side of. Deadly with her guns, or anything else for that matter, she is one tough cookie, and damn cute to boot! Deadly and yummy, hey perfect combo. Ne Iria-chan, what say we blast a few pirate ships to teeny peices and go for a few drinks...on me =)


Minato sitting by a river Minato Haruka
Series: Martian Successor Nadesico
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: 20-Year-old Minato was a secretary before becoming the managing responsible [supplies, crew shifts..etc] of the Nadesico. I just can't get over how chock-full Nadeisco is with mega-babes. here is yet another, and she's by far one of the bigger ones. Stacked like a fat man's plate at a one time through smorgasbord, much sharper than most people give her credit for, and she knows just when to use her "feminine wiles" to get what she wants. This one is hot enough to fry an egg on...and SINGLE! Now if only she were real...*sigh* ah well.


Pantie daiyo. Aika
Series: Aika
Age: 20something
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: One of the best salvagers in the world, Aika can kick butt by herself, but watch out when she put on her magical bustier and transforms into her superpowerful alter ego -- she could send Cutey Honey packing with no effort at all. Smart, sexy, tough, and constantly flashing her panties at people, Aika is one cool babe...Come to Carnage!


What, you want me to sing again? Sure! Ayaka Kisaragi
Series: Phantom Quest Corps
Age: 25
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Leader of the Phantom Quest Corps, Ayaka is one awesome babe. Aside from being gorgeous, she kicks supernatural butt in a fight, is smarter than most people give her credit for, drinks like Anarchy and sings about as well..okay so she's financially challenged and never wakes up on time (usually because she's completely hungover) but hey, it evens out. Come get the sake Ayaka!


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