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Carnage's List Of Anime Babes He Wouldn't Run From, Part 2!




OW!  watch it with that nose! Myung Fan Lone
Series: Macross Plus
Age: 23
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Okay, so she's a bit of a whiner and has some defeatist issues, but she's still really nummy. Both the producer and operator of Sharon Apple (until Sharon went kind of insane...) Myung is a career gal, but is still quite devoted to those she loves, and would kill or die for them. She may not be as independent as some, but she's still really hot...she's just no Faye =)


An idol singer she ain't. Priss Asagiri
Series: Bubble Gum Crisis 2040
Age: 24?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Sorry guys, but the new Priss has my vote over the old. Still the lone wolf of the Knight Sabers, Priss always looks dangerous, and with good reason. Quiet and brooding, she can be excessively violent when angered, and she is a force to be reckoned with in or out of her hardsuit. Not to mention how incredibly hot she looks now...gorgeous body, bedroom eyes, and that voice! *THUD* Excuse me while I gather my tongue off the floor...


Don't make her angry, Mr. Starwind, you won't like her when she's angry. "Ice" Hilda
Series: Outlaw Star
Age: 30 something...I think. She ain't telling, and I'm not asking.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Don't let the name fool you, this is one hot lady! They don't come any tougher or more independent than Hilda - get in her way and prepare to be introduced to a whole new world of hurt. Way too cynical be even remotely romantic, Hilda would be an amazing partner, and one hell of a great lover...but don't expect to be on top. =) Quite possibly the most feared Outlaw in the galaxy, Hilda is dangerous in her spaceship, Horus, or by her lonesome with grenades, guns and knives aplenty. But alas, it appears she was deemed too cool to live...*sigh*


SUCKERFISH! Amano Ai
Series: Video Girl Ai
Age: "How old do you want me to be?" *giggle*
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: A kawaii girl who comes out of a TV for the sole purpose of pleasing a lonely guy, and is voiced by the indomitable Megumi Hayashibara...what's NOT to like?? Goofy personality, romantic, fun-loving and sweet, Ai-chan would be a fantastic mate...just remember to let the VCR cool down every so often. SUCKERFISH!!!


Still the cutest Alien Empress ever to threaten Humanity! Empress Azalyn
Series: Irresponsible Captain Tylor
Age: 16
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Empress of the Holy Rarlgon Empire, Azalyn is is a young lady stuck in a position she really doesn't want to have to deal with. Good natured, sweet and quite romantic, Azalyn is one great gal. Here my Empress, let me take you away from all this...I know just the thing for relieving stress ^_^


Lina, looking uncharacteristically gorgeous. Lina Inverse
Series: Slayers
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Ah yes..my favourite short-tempered, red haired, money loving and food devouring sorceress, Lina Inverse! So she's not as busty as Fujiko-chan..so what? With a voice as great as hers, and her appetite for destruction matching mine rather well, I'm NOT about to complain! ^_^ A very independent kinda gal, (Lina doesn't take shit from anyone) she still has a romantic streak in her that she keeps covered rather well. Really cute, goofy, and prone to fits of extremely violent mass destruction, Lina is MY KIND OF GIRL!


The original Demon Goddess in the, um, circuts. Ifurita
Series: El Hazard
Age: Older than taxes
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: The original, the one and only, the ultimate Demon Goddess, Ifurita! None of that ditzy black haired bull, this Ifurita is the Real Mcoy..Romantic, deadly, incredibly destructive, and drop dead gorgeous. Plus she looks simply delectable in that funky outfit of hers. I think the only downside would be having to wind her up every so often...but only for a while =) What can I say, I have a real soft spot for babes who like to level cities in their spare time...wonder why.


"Ne Ryo, I'll give you one mokkori night if you'll do this teensy favor for me..." Saeko Nogami
Series: City Hunter
Age: I'm guessing around 25, cause if I asked her she'd probably rope me into doing a job for her...
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: In a word, sly. She's hot, and she flaunts it...when it helps her (just about always). She knows exactly how to manipulate men into doing whatever she wants - but don't let that fool you; she is still pretty damned good at police work by herself. If she can get the job done without having to lift a finger, why not? Incredibly manipulative, very smart and amazingly gorgeous, few men are immune to Saeko's charms...and even when they're just her pawns you won't hear them complaining ^_^


Relena, looking typically elegant. Relena Peacecraft
Series: Gundam Wing
Age: 15
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Yet another strong willed, never-say-die girl on my list, Relena is about as strong willed as they come. What she lacks in physical ability, she makes up for with her unflinching loyalty to her cause...with interest. Fanatically loyal to her friends, Relena's strength is in her followers, which she has a surplus of. A born leader, Relena is the perfect example of a strong modern woman at her finest. She may not get her hands dirty, but do NOT get this woman angry with you..you might not live to regret it! Though she's a little on the young side, give it a few years and Relena will be an amazing wife, but expect the job to come first...it's not easy being a world leader, but even more so for the SPOUSE of a world leader ^_^


HOTCHA! Ginrei Von Fogler
Series: Giant Robo
Age: 25?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: Hands down, the hottest Agent of Justice ever! And if that isn't enough, she's a double threat to Big Fire as Ginrei, and as the fearsome Iron Mask. A powerful ESPer, an expert sharpshooter, and could teach Miss China a thing or two about looking good in a Chinese dress, Ginrei is simply incredible. Extremely protective of those she cares about, Ginrei would die for her friends at the drop of a hat. Not only that, but she (unlike far too many Anime girls out there) actually has good taste in men! I mean, Kenji Murasame...they don't get much cooler than him, and he's immortal! Romantic, deadly, and quite playful once buisness is taken care of, you'd be pretty hard pressed to outdo Ginrei. Don't believe me? Check out these pictures, for the cheescake lover in you.


"...Meow." Urd
Series: Ah! Megami-Sama
Age: She's a goddess. You just don't go up to a goddess and ask her age. It's not right.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Definitely the yummiest of the three goddess sisters, Urd is a big sex kitten with the power to set the world on fire with an orgasm. Not remotely as much of a goody-goody as Belldandy, and not as girlish as Skuld, Urd is just plain hot! She's sexy and not only does she know it, she flaunts it. Rather violent when angered, in her case this means things just start exploding all over the place...I like. =) Make no mistake, for an evening of fun, you aren't going to find a better partner than Urd.


"Darling..." Chocolate Misu
Series: Bakuretsu Hunter
Age: 16...If you can believe it.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: bbbbbbbboinga, boinga, boinga, boinga... What can I say? She practically crashed the Gainax bounce-o-meter when she took off her cloak, now THAT'S what I call an eyecatch! This girl is a cheescake lover's delight, as she is very determined to get nekkid with the object of her affection on as regular a basis as possible...night visits anyone? Cheerful, sexy, perverted, incredibly violent when angered, and deadly with a tensile wire...My kind of girl! Hey, Chocolate-chan! Forget about Carrot, Asobi masho!


The Dark Elves are always sexier... Arshes Nei
Series: Bastard!
Age: 190..give or take a decade.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Dark Schneider's adopted Daughter/Lover (ano..) let it never be said that the indomitable bastard has bad taste in women! Once again, Arshes Nei proves that Dark elves are always sexier. ^_^ Trained by Darshu himself in the sorcerous arts, she is an extremely powerful mage, and an expert swordfighter. She also looks extremely nummy in a tight bodysuit, but even better if said bodysuit is on the floor =P Quite simply, one helluva babe.


"What do you MEAN, stay here??" AndrAia
Series: Reboot
Age: About 25 seconds.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Okay so she's not an anime babe, but she IS animated, and BOY is she a babe! After she and Enzo lost a game, they got dragged along from game to game hoping to find their way back to Mainframe. Because of the accelerated nature of game time they grew up rather fast, and I must say she is quite a woman! Armed with a collapsible trident, wrist spines, and poison tipped nails, she is a force to be reckoned with if you're in arms' reach. Smart, gorgeous, and a no-nonsense attitude combined with her exceptional physical prowess have found her respectable spot in this list. Meeyow!


"Ashram!  Stop fighting Parn and come back to bed NOW!!!". Pirotesse
Series: Record of Lodoss War
Age: 200+
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: I've said it before, I'll say it again, Dark Elves are sexier! Pirotesse is, in a word, sultry. Ashram's aide, and one true love, Pirotesse would die for her dark knight at the drop of a hat, and kill ANYONE who seeks to do him harm. Gotta love a girl who'd kill for you ^_^ Love the lowcut outfit she always wears, and she is deadly with that sword of hers, not to mention she could beat Deedlit at a magic duel in her sleep. Hands down, Pirotesse comes out on top..in more ways than one =)


"Ne, Tenchi.  Tenchi, Tenchi?" Ryoko
Series: Tenchi Muyo
Age: 500...I think. She'd probably hurt me if I asked.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Evil has never looked this good! A Space Pirate/Demon created by Washuu (technically her mommy) with the ability to teleport, fly, toss fireballs around, and summon an energy blade on command to create as much mass destruction as she likes...which, as it so happens, is a lot. Personally I'm hoping my Tenchi Masaki Syndrome wins out on Tenchi's Tenchi Masaki Syndrome, as I actually DO want Ryoko...she's a billion times more interesting than that prissy purple haired Princess Ayeka. Energetic, perverted, a total flirt, and a bedroom disposition that can only be described as "sex kitten" make Ryoko one of my top babes of all time. Meeeyow!


Vampire Princess Ruri Ruri Hoshino
Series: Martian Successor Nadesico
Age: 16
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: First things first, this is the MOVIE version of Ruri, not the TV one. The 11 year old Ruri was super kakkoi, but way too young to be yummy...this one on the other hand.. Quiet, seemingly unemotional, Ruri can be adequately summed up as a conundrum. Under the quiet (and quite gorgeous, I must say...) exterior she hides a razor sharp wit, a bizarre sense of humor, and a great deal more passion that one can imagine at first glance. A very caring and friendly person, Ruri's shy exterior keeps most people from knowing the real her...something she's still trying to figure out. Like Akito Hayama, she still has a bit of trouble interacting with people, but give her a few years and she'll be the next Washuu...I promise ^_^


Man, that hair must weigh a TON. Washuu
Series: Tenchi Muyo
Age: 25,000...at least.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Now this is the perfect woman! Sexy, smart (this lady could design a hyperdrive from a car battery, a week old sausage, a pair of pliers, and a coathanger) great sense of humor, never gets her hands dirty, and has more power at her disposal than half the Galaxy combined. Though she spends most of her time as Washuu-Chan, I prefer the adult incarnation, for obvious reasons =) It's rumored that she's actually a goddess, much like Tokimi...hey, no argument here! Very caring despite her playful and mischievious demeanor, with just one slight problem...she's over 25,000 years old and could blow up the galaxy if she wanted to, so you'd better have something really, REALLY special to offer her or you're not likely to hold her interest for more than a minute. Still, Washuu gets a BIG thumbs up in my book...And you can have your computer back when you figure out a way to keep the Escafanboy from exploding ^_^


"Yoink!" Fujiko Mine
Series: Lupin III
Age: No idea. Do YOU feel like asking? Didn't think so.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez: The original kick-ass babe; it's not surprising Lupin is constantly chasing after her...wouldn't you? I rather like the fact that her last name means "Mountain Peaks"...rather apt considering who this is we're talking about ^_^ You'd be hard pressed to find some bad qualities in Fujiko, she's just too much fun! A body that could seduce a priest, a tongue that could cut steel, and a penchant for pulling large firearms and explosives out of the most unlikely places. This is one girl who needs only one thing...Money. Sure, fooling around with Lupin is fun, but her first love is money, and you'd better not come between her and that-which-makes-the-world-go-round. Tough, gorgeous and totally independent, and a total flirt, in any incarnation Fujiko is a mammophile's dream come true. Just be sure you've got the moola to hold her interest, or don't expect so much as a sideways glance from her...and keep a VERY good eye on your wallet, she's almost as good as Lupin is a filching things.


Mrrrowr! Misato Katsuragi
Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Age: 25
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez:*sigh* Misato-san, how could I NOT add her to this list? A wonderfully sunny disposition, slacker attitude at home, fantastic body and a serious love for booze. But when trouble calls, she is all business, and few people can equal her tactical expertise. She looks out for her own with a loyalty that would put a mother to shame, and she is very faithful, even if she can be a bit of a flirt. Extremely playful, stunning in a short dress, and deadly with a gun, Misato is some serious mega-babe material folks.


Oh crap, the glasses are off... Tira Misu
Series: Bakurestu Hunter
Age: 16
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Carnage sez:Whip it! Whip it good! Once again, Megumi-chan playing a total babe, Tira is simply adorable. Very kawaii when the glasses are on, and enough cheescake factor when the glasses are off to have me looking for a spoon. Just like her elder sister, she rates about a 9.0 on the Gainax bounce-o-meter, but she gets a few extra points overall simply because she has such an amazing voice (heh). She may not have any magical powers, but watch out when she's pissed off or you'll be aching for weeks. Very caring and faithful, she expects the same from her mate in return...or else! Believe me, she knows how to use that whip...


Faye looking stunning in an evening gown. Faye Valentine
Series: Cowboy Bebop
Age: Well, she LOOKS 24...
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Carnage sez: Here she is guys, the ultimate babe of all time, the Untouchable Shrew Woman! With Nabiki's wit and savvy, a body that could stop traffic, and the voice we all know and love...ladies and gentlemen, introducing Fujiko-chan for the 90's! Never caught unprepared (well, almost never) and constantly finding ways of getting money out of Spike and Jet, Faye is one tough cookie. With gadgets aplenty, her trusty Redtail fighter, and her Glock 30 (don't ask where she hides that thing...) she can take on anything just as well as the guys. Lock 'n Load boys....Aside from being incredibly gorgeous, she knows how and when to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants (usually money), and when you've got the voice of the sexiest Seiyuu in the business (Megumi Hayashibara at her finest, in case you weren't paying attention) you get whatever you want. ^_^

If you're like me, and like the strong, independent women more than the Sailor Moons out there, then you'll agree that Faye is no. 1. They just don't come any more independent than her, and watch out when she's mad. Only Fujiko-Chan comes close for kick-ass factor, as her loss of temper is usually accompanied by gunfire (or missiles ^_^). Faye simply kicks ass and looks awesome while doing it. Hell, she makes a spacesuit look sexy! And that mysterious past of hers is soo fascinating, how old is she REALLY.... Strong, independent, fun loving and always looking for more money, Faye is quite simply perfect. Now if you'll excuse me, the two of us have an engagement at "The Firing Range"...at least, I think that's what the hotel was called...^_~

Now where did I put that rocket launcher...

The word of the moment is *BOING!*mmmmrowr!


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