I always wanted to be a 'rock'
star...
AAAAH! SUGOI!
ZEL-CHAN GA DAISUKI!!!

Sarcasm-hime's Harem of Yummy Anime Men!

A-L




Oh, Takeo-kun... Ayanoujo Aburatsubo
Series: Mahou Tsukai Tai!
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Ayanoujo-chan is the vice-president of the Magic Club at Kitanohashi High, as well as being a brilliant student and athlete...and of course, he's gay (it's always the cutest ones, isn't it?). He's constantly coming on to Takeo-kun, the Magic Club president, who is of course NOT gay. Ayanoujo's constant flaming is hilarious and SOOOO kawaii! *sigh* Poor Nanaka, I can really empathize. Incidentally, his voice actor is Koyasu Takehito, the voice behind so many other yummy guys -- most notably Hotohori-sama -- and a total babe in his own right. Best moment: When he sneaks up behind Takeo-kun at the bathhouse: "mmm...gotcha!" "KYAAAAA!!!!"


I go through a bottle of Pantene a week Ageha
Series: Legend of Basara
Age: No idea. late twenties?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Yes, it's another 'mysterious bishounen who helps the heroine'. Ageha moonlights as a dancer (in drag) in a circus troupe...hey, if you're gorgeous, why not? Basara is chock-full of bishounen, but Ageha's my fave--because of the hair, of course, but I also love his sense of humour and biting wit. I just can't resist a bishounen with a snappy comeback...^_^


Seiji-kun playing the violin Seiji Amasawa
Series: Whisper of the Heart
Age: 15?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: I fell in love with Seiji-kun while watching Whisper...Shizuku starts out thinking he's a bit of a jerk, but they eventually realize they were meant for each other. He's talented, musical, sweet, and super-cute to boot! I know all too well the agonies of long-distance relationships, though...


Jun blushing Jun Aoi
Series: Martian Successor Nadesico
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon 1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Jun is the classic puppy-dog. He's always following Yurika around with big hopeful eyes, and she never even notices (of course). All the guys on the Nadesico are disgusted and envious of Akito, but Jun has the most adorable hopelessness. He's very competent and eventually gets to captain a ship of his own, but even then he's still being manipulated by the women in his life. Ah well, it makes him cuuuuute!


Arima with cherry petals Souichiro Arima
Series: Kareshi & Kanojo no Jijyo
Age: 15
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Arima is one of the two smartest and most popular students; his girlfriend, Yukino, is the other. She started out considering him a mortal enemy but they ended up together (what a surprise...). Anyways, Arima can often be too serious but Yukino whacks him out of it. It's great to watch his reactions to Yukino's spastic tendencies...and he's just SOOOOOOOO gorgeous in that school uniform. Mmmmmm...


Asa-pin thinking of something naughty Hideaki Asaba
Series: Kareshi & Kanojo no Jijyo
Age: 15
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Asaba is absolutely HILARIOUS. He's Yukino's and Arima's best friend, and originally disliked Yukino for 'taking Arima away' from him. His Great Plan, you see, was to collect a whole herd of admiring girls to follow him around (he calls them his 'little sheep') and create 'Asaba Merry Land'...Arima was supposed to be his 'dream partner' in achieving this goal. Uh huh...-^^- I've got my suspicions about him, since he's constantly acting coquettish with Arima and making yaoi jokes about the two of them. Then again, if they did start dating, the whole female population of the school would probably commit suicide...^_^; Arima has that peaceful, almost impossibly perfect beauty, while Asa-pin just oozes playful ecchiness. Dammit, a 10th grader isn't supposed to be this damn pounceable!


Being evil is even more fun when you're beautiful... Ashram
Series: Record of Lodoss Wars
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon 1 lemon half lemon
Sarcasm sez: Ashram is one of the main leaders of the Marmal Forces. After King Beld's death, Ashram takes over as leader, his goal being to fulfill what Beld had started and to lead the Marmal Forces to victory in the conquest of Lodoss. Ah yes, evil is good. ^_^ They always look so yummy when they're laughing demonically and slaughtering the innocent, neh? Ashram has a steamy relationship with a Dark Elf named Pirotesse; alas, the two of them are just too gorgeous to let live, and the good guys triumph in the end. Oh well...


Join the Dark Side and you too can look this good Chic
Series: Maze
Age: 20?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: The brother of the more maniacal and Dilandau-esque villain Gorgeous, Chic works for the Jaina Cult Group to take over the world (naturally) but mostly just looks nummy and destroys things (while looking nummy). Gorgeous thinks he's the most beautiful thing on this or any other plane, but I'm partial to the quiet, dark ones. ^_~


No da!! Chichiri
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 24
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Chichiri is a wandering monk who studied with Taiitsu-kun before joining the Suzaku Seishi. He wears a kawaii mask to hide his facial scar, and always adds 'no da!' to the end of every sentence. He's older than the rest of the seishi, and tends to look on the bright side of situations. He's really powerful with his magic, and the interplay between him and Tasuki is priceless. Chichiri's actually more kakkoii than yummy - he can be really serious and kick ass, and then turn around and be SD-goofy. Plus he looks TOO kawaii in drag...^_~


I wonder if there are any
cute girls around here... Rail Claymore
Series: Lost Universe
Age: 27
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Rail works in the Public Safety Division. His weakness is perhaps... pretty girls? He isn't just your average Universal Guardian. What is his true identity? I've only seen a few eps of Lost Universe, so I don't know....but I *do* know that Rail is yummy! Zelgadis' alter ego in Lost Universe, he's much less solitary and depressed than Zel-chan, which is a plus. He's sort of what Zel might be like if he got turned back human and loosened up a *lot*. Neena, his assistant (voiced by Ameria's seiyuu), is a lot less irritating than Ameria so there isn't as much frustration on my part when Neena has a crush on Rail. ^_^


Come on into the back and I'll show you something special... Count D
Series: Petshop of Horrors
Age: Who knows? Besides, a lady never tells...
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Count D is the proprietor of the Petshop of Horrors, where he sells exotic and unusual pets that will bring happiness to their owners...but only if the owners follow the instructions, of course. And, of course, they never do, a fact in which D seems to take a malicious (although subtle) pleasure. Played by the always sexy Seki Toshihiko, D is a bit too effeminate for my taste (he wears lipstick, Chinese dresses and nail polish), but the delicious voice more than makes up for it, as does the interplay between him and a cute detective who keeps showing up at his shop. Leon claims he's only looking for evidence, since he's convinced that D is running drugs or some such, but *I* think he just can't stay away from such a pretty fellow. D teases him mercilessly; the two of them are just TOO kawaii. ^_^


The Magnificent Bastard awakes Dark Schneider
Series: Bastard!! Destructive God of Darkness
Age: 300+
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Darshu is quite possibly the coolest, most kickass, sexiest guy in anime. He just radiates total self-confidence and power; he's the best there is, and he knows it. While he may not be as pretty as some, and is a bit more muscular than I prefer my men, the raw sex appeal more than makes up for it. He spends most of the series naked - how's that for fanservice equality! Not to mention his being the ultimate badass sorceror who yells insults at his enemies before blowing them away..."Hey fuckface! Look at this, I'm bleeding! Get your ass down here so I can kill you, shithead!" Tia Noto Yoko would have him wrapped around her finger, if she'd only realize it and use it to her advantage....I certainly wouldn't have any qualms about it! After all, Darshu was made for just two things: blowing things up good, and....you know...*Sarcasm starts drooling* ^-^ Ehehehehehe.....


Ah, I look so good in black... Daryoon
Series: Heroic Legend of Arislan
Age: 27
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Daryoon was general of Palse's armies, and is now Prince Arislan's loyal and devoted advisor and protector. He's also a wicked swordsman and drop-dead gorgeous to boot...nyaaao!


Nyaooo! Folken Fanel
Series: Vision of Escaflowne
Age: 25
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: Folken is one of those guys you're not sure whether to love or hate. He does some pretty crappy things, but he's still super-kakkoii with his wings...and the mechanical arm...and the hair...and that scene where he takes his shirt off...ahh. The ambiguous and mysterious ones are so much more interesting, neh?


I'll put up a better pic when I find one... Van Fanel (movie version)
Series: Vision of Escaflowne
Age: dunno...18?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: TV Van was pretty cute and a real sweetie (when he wasn't going nuts and trying to kill Dilandau), but he was always a bit young for my taste. I've never been one for the kid heroes, which is why Parn ain't on this list. Movie Van, on the other hand, is a major babe. Constant war and having his homeland destroyed by his own brother has hardened him and matured him beyond his years...but it's also caused him to close himself off from everyone around him. Something like Zelgadis...ehehehe. The armor and leather do him a world of good in the yumminess factor--it's Van the Barbarian! Plus he's an unbelievable badass in the movie, smiting people with his own version of the Force. A bit too driven, but oh so sexy...^_^


I look so sexy with stubble, neh? Dryden Fassa
Series: Vision of Escaflowne
Age: 21
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: As the son of King Aston's closest advisor, Dryden has been betrothed to Millerna for years but went adventuring for awhile first. The classic wandering rogue, Dryden is handsome, intelligent, and a superb strategist. If only Millerna would figure out that while he may not be as kawaii as Allen, he's a way better choice for a husband!


Aya and his trusty sword Aya Fujimiya
Series: Weiß Kreuz
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: And here is Hotohori's voice (aka Takehito Koyasu) again! **sigh** Weiss Kreuz is just brimming over with nummy guys, but Aya and Yoji are my favourites. Aya's the quiet, serious one with personal problems; he goes off on his own a lot and has a vendetta against the main villain. He's sort of the main character and just looks OH so good in that trenchcoat. Meeeow....


Take it off! Take it off! ^_^ Marron Glaces
Series: Bakuretsu Hunter
Age: 19
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Marron is one of the undisputed champs of yumminess and a very close second (sometimes a tie, depending on my mood) for my favourite. Soft-spoken, gentle, chivalrous, a powerful mage, and that HAIR! *swoon* What I can't figure out is why Chocolate and Tira bother chasing after Carrot, when his younger brother is SOOOOO much yummier! If they don't want him, I'll gladly take him! Hell, even if they *did* want him I'd take him! I can fend off Millefey for him! ^_~;
Here's a little picture of Marron-chan from the manga...(reaches for her drool-catcher)


Gokudou doing that evil grin he does so well Gokudou-kun
Series: Gokudou-kun Manyuuki
Age: old enough to raise hell
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: I just love the asshole heroes, and Gokudou certainly falls into that category. He's like a rude, crass combination of Dark Schneider and Lina Inverse, if you can imagine such a thing. He swears, picks his nose in public, and is so completely mercenary it's hilarious. I wouldn't want to hang out with him, but on a short-term basis I'd find that self-assured smirk of his rather sexy. Not quite as experienced or cool as Darshu, but he's trying his damnedest.


Goto in his pajamas...with groceries. Capt. Kiichi Goto
Series: Mobile Police Patlabor
Age: 40-something
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
starhalf a star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Captain of the Second Unit of Special Vehicles Division. While he always looks and sounds bored, he is an extremely sharp, clever, and perceptive man. It is implied that he was actually too clever for his superiors, which is why they exiled him to the Patlabor unit on the edge of nowhere. He is an expert on "persuading" people (usually Asuma) into doing things for him they ordinarily wouldn't do. Goto isn't particularly good-looking, but he's so shrewd it's a delight to watch him manipulate the members of his team or sit back and watch them entangle themselves in yet another misadventure. Plus he just looks adorably silly in those damn flip-flop slippers he always wears. ^_^


A young Griffith smiling Griffith
Series: Berserk
Age: 20-something
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Griffith is the head of a band of mercenaries who call themselves the Hawks. He's low-born but has a great deal of ambition and is extremely intelligent, manipulative and calculating. He makes his way up the ranks and into Court, eventually gaining a title and a very favourable position. Of course, one doesn't do this without making a lot of enemies, but he's got his trusty friend and 'partner', Gatts, at his side. I've got my own opinions about the relationship between those two...after saving Gatts' life, Griffith says "You're mine now" and seems quite possessive of him. And then they get into a naked waterfight (well, Griffith was naked... ^_~). Anyways, Griffith is just damn cool. He's REALLY sharp, rarely misses anything and can be a real bastard when he chooses. Plus he's an incredible fighter, inhumanly fast and *way* stronger than he looks. And then there's his looks--slim, elegant, refined...mmeow! Okay, I have a thing for bishounen with long white hair...


Hiro looking stern Kazuhiro Hasukawa
Series: Here is Greenwood
Age: 22?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Hiro is hilarious. He's got a sense of humour twisted enough to rival Mitsuru's, and loves to tease his uptight little brother incessantly. Plus he's really cute...and isn't above going SD occasionally. That's about all ya need...^_^


Jim winking and looking cool Jim Hawking
Series: Outlaw Star
Age: 11
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating:
Sarcasm sez: No, I don't have a shouta-complex....bii-da! I just think that Jim is one of the coolest kids out there. He's brilliant, clever, a genius mechanic and serves as the practical half of Starwind & Hawking, keeping Gene's feet at least a little bit on the ground. He'd be the absolute coolest, most useful guy in the galaxy in four or five years...in the meantime, he can fix things around the Fanboys apartment--no, Carnage, you can't commandeer him to help you with the Escafanboy!


Sushi. Akito Hayama
Series: Kodomo no Omocha
Age: 11
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating:
Sarcasm sez: Yeah, so he's too young...I'll just keep him in my harem until he grows up! He can be my personal protégé in evilness! At 11, Akito's already much cooler than many guys double his age. I love the way he acts so aloof and nonchalant most of the time and then totally cracks up when Sana starts talking in bad English. He's a sweetie at heart; he just doesn't show it very often because he's never really learned how to. His way of expressing his love for Sana is to grope her periodically. Definitely warped - he's a perfect match for Sana.


Kousei being worried and servile Kousei Hida
Series: Angel Links
Age: twenty-something
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Kousei would get a higher coolness rating if it weren't for the fact that he's Meifon's personal 'assistant', lapdog, and tea-server, and hardly ever gets to do anything cool...plus he looks so damn wussy in that dumb hat. When he actually lets his hair down and changes out of that pansy-ass uniform he's a MAJOR babe, so I've taken it upon myself to 'liberate' him from his servitude and introduce him to the world of L33T sexy bishounen. ^_^


I'm so beautiful it scares even me... Hotohori
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 18
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Ahhh, I need my drool-catcher. Hotohori is up there as one of the absolute babes of all time...and he knows it, too! *LOL* Gentle, intelligent, a superb swordsman, an emperor, utterly gorgeous, AND the hair...I think Miaka should have wished Nuriko into a girl. Hotohori's wayyy too yummy not to be snatched up by *somebody*!


OH....MY...GOD! Haruto Houjo
Series: Haunted Junction
Age: 16?
Coolness Rating: 1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: Haruto is President of the Holy Student Council at Saito High (also known as Haunted Junction), although he's constantly trying to resign. He's the only one of the team who *doesn't* have some kind of supernatural power, so he's always getting beaten up by the ghosts and abused by his teammates and the Chairman. Haruto is pretty much EXACTLY like Chaos (always getting smited, feeling sorry for himself, floating kana in the background...) except smarter and not as hopeless/useless. Haruto can be very useful - he's the one with the badges that summon the 7 school spirits and usually acquits himself admirably...when he isn't being smashed into a wall or dragged into the ghost-infested pool. He's a bit too uptight (being the son of a minister and all), but he's a real cutie nevertheless.


Poor sick Mitsuru - kawaii! Mitsuru Ikeda
Series: Here is Greenwood
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: High school senior and dorm president of Greenwood, Mitsuru is a natural leader and immensely charismatic. He has a huge number of fans from nearby girls' schools and received 47 gifts of chocolate for Valentine's one year. He's got a very friendly, outgoing manner and although he loves to indulge in pranks with Shinobu, they're usually not malicious and are aimed at helping uptight underclassmen loosen up a bit. There is another side to Mitsuru, though, since he's known since he was a child that he was adopted and has always felt that he doesn't quite belong in his family (despite the fact that his family has always loved him as their own child). Shinobu comments at one point that it's amazing that someone who knew from birth that he was originally an unwanted child could thrive to become such a strong person. Mitsuru's an all-around likable guy, gorgeous (with a magical face that can recover from any cut in just one minute) and cheerful. He can tend to overextend himself sometimes, but Shinobu's always there to take care of him afterwards. Personally, I tend to prefer Shinobu a bit more than Mitsuru, but they're such a cute couple that you couldn't take one without the other. Besides that, Mitsuru's a real sweetie in his own right.


Goemon and his trusty sword Goemon Ishigawa
Series: Lupin III
Age: Thirtysomething
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: Yeah, he's a bit old for a bishounen, but Goemon is still SUPER kakkoii! The ultimate calm, cool swordsman, he can dismantle or dismember anything with a single stroke - and invariably comments afterwards on how his sword has cut something unworthy again. I'd snap him up in a minute! After all, you know what they say about experience...^_~


Jack smirks Samurai Jack
Series: Samurai Jack
Age: Thirtysomething...?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1
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Sarcasm sez: Yeah, he's not anime, but the show owes so much to Japanese film that he might as well be. Jack is the MAN--he kicks total ass, often while wearing nothing but a loincloth. Meeeeow! The only downside is that he tends to be kind of gullible when dealing with women........on second thought, maybe that's not a downside! XD


Kagetsu annoyed Kagetsu
Series: Shamanic Princess
Age: 20 something
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Kagetsu is Tiara's former lover, but after he stole a magic painting in which his sister was trapped, the Elders sent Tiara out to bring him in. He's very powerful but kind of depressed about his power since as a Nullifier (he can cancel out any power source) he considers his power to not be 'real' in the sense of Tiara's or Lena's power. The tall, dark, chivalrous, quiet type....and a fantastic kisser or so Tiara tells me. Plus he looks oh so nummy in black....


Tetsuya showing his eyes for once Tetsuya Kagibara
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 23
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Tetsuya is the best friend of Miaka's older brother Keisuke, and the two of them spend much of Fushigi reading the Universe of the Four Gods in nail-biting anxiety. They're both cutie-pies, especially when they're worried. ^_^


Damn, I hope women find scars sexy and rugged... Himura Kenshin (OVA version)
Series: Rurouni Kenshin OVA
Age: 20?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
star1
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Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Several years younger than his TV self, this Kenshin is a cold-blooded killer who suppresses almost all emotions and lets few near him (unfortunately for me, boo hoo). He spends a lot of time sitting by windows and looking heart-stoppingly delicious (while the TV version just looks (and sounds) like a woman most of the time...grrr). Now, if I could only combine the looks of the younger Kenshin and the sunny personality of the older...^_^


I just love being colour co-ordinated, don't you? Touga Kiryuu
Series: Revolutionary Girl Utena
Age: 18?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Mmmmeow! Here's Hotohori's voice, yet again! Yummy...Touga's the Student Council President and as such is used to being obeyed. He finds Utena a fascinating challenge and sets himself to convincing her that he's the prince she's been dreaming about. He is, of course, a total playboy (loove that scene where Miki's sister comes out of the music room, somewhat rumpled...and there's Touga inside, buttoning up his shirt! hehe) and can be an arrogant jerk sometimes, but he's unfailingly chivalrous to ladies, and he's just SO gorgeous! I could eat him up with a spoon....


Sometimes I just want to be pretty... Komi-san
Series: Mahou no Stage Fancy Lala
Age: 25-ish?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Komi is Lala's stylist at Lyrical Productions. Besides being cute as hell, he's witty, intelligent and provides Lala with encouragement and support. But ya gotta wonder about a guy who admits to having a 'little girl' living inside him... -.-;


"There's no girls on this page...sigh." Yoji Kudou
Series: Weiss Kreuz
Age: 21
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Yoji is the eldest of the White Cross team and is the playboy of the bunch. He's much more fun-loving and easygoing than Aya, which puts him a little higher in my book. Plus he looks just so cute in those shades... "I'm not interested in any mission that doesn't involve girls over 18." His seiyuu, Shinichirou Miki, also does Allen Schezar and Keisuke Yuuki (both on this page, surprise surprise!) ^_~ Unfortunately said seiyuu doesn't share his characters' fashion sense...he has one of the worst hairstyles I've ever seen.


Larva and blood Larva
Series:Vampire Princess Miyu
Age: A few thousand or so
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon half lemon
Sarcasm sez: Larva doesn't say much, but he makes up for it in looks! Unfailingly loyal to his vampire mistress, he gives off similar vibes as Leon. Ya get the feeling that he doesn't get a lot of action...poor bishounen. I'm sure I could talk Miyu into giving him a night off while she chases Carnage...^_~


Dee and Ryo getting...er...snuggly Dee Laytner (and Ryo Maclaine)
Series:Fake
Age: Twentysomething
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon half lemon (Hey, I can dream, can't I?)
Sarcasm sez: Okay, so they're shonen-ai, but I'm including them in my harem just for aesthetic value. They're *such* a cute couple! I mean, who wouldn't want to watch two gorgeous guys make out? *wipes off drool* Ano....hee hee, yes I know I'm ecchi.


Leon looking pretty Leon
Series: Shamanic Princess
Age: who knows? he's from another dimension....
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Tiara got a screwed-up mutant (Gram) for her first partner, and a smart-mouthed kung-fu ferret for her second.....and Lena got this bishounen. Talk about a good deal! Not as yummy as Kagetsu, mostly because he doesn't have much free will. He's a devoted servant to Lena and would do anything for her, which is handy, but the 'bad boy' sex appeal just isn't there. That notwithstanding, he's still super cute and elegant.


Fred thinking up something ecchi Fred Luo
Series: Outlaw Star
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Yup, it's Seki Toshihiko playing another kawaii okama. I gotta wonder about this guy...ehehe. Anyways, Fred is a merchant dealing in pretty much anything (if you've got the cash, he's got the goods). He's a friend of Gene's, although he'd rather be much *more* than a friend. ^_~ Gene is definitely uninterested, but that doesn't stop Fred from flirting shamelessly. Since he likes Gene so much (and since Gene's saved his life a couple times), he even does him favours like lending him money (at only 2/3 his usual interest rate--hey, a merchant's a merchant). Watching Gene (and Jim, for that matter) get that panicked look in his eye whenever Fred's around is hilarious...


Lupin looking pounceable Arsène Lupin I
Series: Night Hood (aka Les exploits d'Arsène Lupin)by CINAR and France Animation
Age: Thirtysomething
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Ok, so he's not anime, but he's so cool I had to include him. This Lupin is much more elegant and suave than his grandson - he's truly the Gentleman Thief, able to manipulate any situation like a puppetmaster and to disappear as quickly as he appears, all without getting a spot on his pristine white gloves. Sort of like James Bond without the spy element. A retired (and phenomenally rich) thief, he now amuses himself by 'helping' the French police (much to the irritation of Chief Inspector Ganimard) and foiling the real criminals. I just can't resist his wit, how good he looks in that cloak, and especially the gorgeous voice with a hint of a French accent. Luis de Cespedes has the best voice I've ever heard in a North American cartoon. I wish he'd do some anime voice-overs....he'd be PERFECT as Hotohori. ^_^


I have a cunning plan! Arsène Lupin III
Series: Lupin III
Age: Thirtysomething
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1
star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Lupin is hardly bishonen, but he's just so damn cool that it doesn't matter. Women swoon in droves wherever he shows up, and why not? A dashing thief, debonair and clever, able to get himself out of any tight spot...he just can't seem to get himself INTO Fujiko-chan's pants. Hehehe.


Yummy Guys from Matsuura Yuu to Zelgadis!

I think we should stop.  Hasukawa's eyes are about to pop right out of his head...