I always wanted to be a 'rock'
star...
AAAAH! SUGOI!
ZEL-CHAN GA DAISUKI!!!

Sarcasm-hime's Harem of Yummy Anime Men!

M-Z




Yuu and part of Miki's head Yuu Matsuura
Series: Marmalade Boy
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1
lemon
Sarcasm sez: Yuu's really cute and has tons of girls sighing over him, but didn't let anybody get close until Miki showed up. Now if he'd just let her know how he feels without teasing her...this guy has some emotional problems, that's for sure. It's been suggested that Yuu is what Hayama would be like grown up, but I think Hayama's way more fun. Yuu is just a *little* warped; there's no comparison.


Matsuda-kun pissed off about something again Kousaku Matsuda
Series: Fashionable Judo Girl Yawara
Age: Twenty-something
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Matsuda-kun's not particularly good-looking--he's usually sick and sniffling, or overtired with big circles under his eyes after spending the night writing his next column, but he's got that bedraggled puppy thing going for him. What makes him really appealing is the care and worry he lavishes on Yawara, while remaining in complete denial about his feelings for her. He stays up late on a regular basis, just making sure she's okay....while she's obsessed about Kazamatsuri, a total playboy. (of course)


I'm going to have to kill you now... Duo Maxwell
Series: Gundam Wing
Age: 15?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: I'm still somewhat divided about Duo - for one, Carnage looks just like him...for two, he's a bit young. But he does have a wonderfully morbid sense of humour, and is the only member of the Wing team who ever seems to be having fun; the rest of them are always so damn funereal, which makes Duo's cheerfulness fun to watch. Plus he doesn't really bother with the pissing contest aspect of Gundam...


I've got asses to kick and girls to grope, so don't get in my way! Maze (male version)
Series: Maze
Age: 18?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Male Maze is almost up there with Darshu for sheer coolness value. Unlike the uptight and pacifistic (and, I find, somewhat annoying) female Maze, when night falls this handsome fellow wreaks havoc (and Havoc) and has great fun swearing at and blowing up his enemies. Add in the fact that he's quite a bit cuter than Darshu, plus he wanders around with his shirt open...yumm! So what if he's a bit of a perv? He can jump me whenever he likes...if I don't jump him first! ^_~


Dr. Love only needs one eye to 'examine' you, baby Duero McFile
Series: Vandread
Age: 17?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Hellooo nurse! Ok, doctor. Whatever. He's cute, he's got a great voice, he's ecchi and he has good hair. Still don't know if he's gay, bi or what...I mean, coming from a society of all men you'd think he'd be pretty gay, but Vandread's weird that way. Anyways, I'd play doctor with him anytime...XD


Being beautiful can be such a curse... Zechs Merquise (aka Milliard Peacecraft)
Series: Gundam Wing
Age: Twentysomething
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Zechs has less of a sense of humour than Duo; he's more of the pissing contest (I can pilot a Gundam better than you can!) type, but he's just too cute to get mad at for long...unlike Heero, who I find completely unappealing. Anyways, I decided to add Zechs after seeing the infamous Wild Turkey picture of him...
Carnage: "Yousei-chan, stop drooling."
Sarcasm: "Ehehehehe."


Mikage (and part of Mamiya's head) Souji Mikage
Series: Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Age: don't ask.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1
star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Mikage lives in the basement of Ohtori Academy and plots to have his boyfriend Mamiya replace Anthy as the Rose Bride--to do this, of course, he has to kill Anthy, so he brainwashes people into challenging Utena. Mikage's a TOTAL babe--yeah, I love the evil bastards, especially when they're voiced by Hikaru Midorikawa. Ehehehehe.


Milphey from the TV series Milphey-yu
Series: Bakuretsu Hunter
Age: ?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Milphey is one of the Haz Knights, Big Mama's elite team of noble and powerful protectors. As a Haz Knight Milphey dresses in the classic big-shoulderpad-and-helmet, long cloak outfit we've all seen in fantasy anime....but when he's not fighting, he's dressing in women's clothing and coming on to the entire Bakuhunt team...in the OVA, that is. He doesn't play as much of a role in the TV series, although that incarnation is yummier (as you can see from this pic). The OVA version is sort of like Nuriko - a bit TOO bishounen to be desirable. Besides, I'd probably end up fighting him over Marron...^_^


Miwa doing that voodoo he does so well Satoshi Miwa
Series: Maramlade Boy
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon 1 lemon 1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Miwa is the Student Council President of his high school and is, of course, super-handsome and popular with the girls. What I like about him is when he finally sets his sights on Meiko he uses every devious trick available to him. He loves to play games with people and manipulate them; his twisted sense of humour strongly reminds me of Mitsuru and Shinobu from Greenwood. ^_^


Mo-chan looking befuddled Alucard Von Mosquiton
Series: Master of Mosquiton
Age: 1000?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: I just can't get over how kawaii Mo-chan is. He's like a big undead puppydog. ^_^ He's wonderfully easy to manipulate and is totally at the mercy of any woman who comes along, but at the same time is quite aware of this and has a brilliantly cynical sense of humour. Inaho: "Wow! A secret passage!" Mosquiton: "Wow! We'll probably all die!"
He's got Hotohori's voice, of course. And to top it off, in the OVA when he gets a 'drink' he becomes full vampire (he's normally one-quarter human) and kicks total ass like nobody but Darshu. Unfortunately, the only way to calm him down again afterwards is to kill him. Fortunately, he's indestructible and all it takes is a drop of blood to bring him back. On top of all this he cooks, does laundry, cleans....I say he's the perfect man, neh? ^_~
Sarcasm-hime's Very Small Master of Mosquiton Shrine


Akatsuki looking suave Akatsuki Nagare
Series: Martian Successor Nadesico
Age: 25?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Akatsuki shows up on the Nadesico as just another pilot...okay, so a devastatingly handsome and charming pilot. Of course, all the girls are fixated on Akito so his charms go to waste. It is eventually revealed that he's actually the chairman of Nergal when he takes control of the Nadesico. He and his secretary Erina seem to have an interesting relationship; one gets the impression that they used to be lovers once upon a time. He's terribly full of himself and is a born lady-killer, joining the ranks of such esteemed playboys as Yoji Kudou and Kaji Ryouji. I was just pouting when he changed out of his low-necked flightsuit into the double-breasted suit he wears as chairman.... ^_~


If you're nice I'll let you play with my hair... Narsus
Series: Heroic Legend of Arislan
Age: 32 (he sure doesn't look it!)
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1
star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Narsus is my favourite guy from Arislan; he's sooo gorgeous and has brains too! He was the Chief Secretary for the King of Palse until his views on slavery got him fired; now he paints and provides military strategy advice to Prince Arislan. Add in his razor-sharp wit (he's always got a sarcastic comeback ready) and you've got a pretty much perfect example of what anime hunkdom has to offer. I'm still not sure if he's gay or not...let's just cross our fingers, ladies!


What, you want me to sing again? Sure! Nuriko
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 18
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Stronger than Tamahome, cuter than Tasuki or Chichiri, and that sunny personality...ahh. Nuriko is a bit TOO bishounen for me to drool over, but he's still super-cool. I would love to have him as a roommate. We could go shopping together, watch lots of yaoi, ogle cute guys...plus I'd get to play with his lovely purple hair.


Prince with that dashing lady-killer smile Prince (Niari)
Series: Gokudo-kun Manyuki
Age: ??
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Prince Niari is the son of the king and queen of the Magic Realm, and is therefore a VERY powerful sorceror. He's also a bit full of himself (okay, more than a bit...). We meet him while he's trying to take over the kingdom and seduce all the ladies (which he's quite good at), but his mom shows up and gives him a good smacking, sending him down to 1st level and putting Gokudo and Rubette in charge of keeping him out of trouble. He's still a big evil lech and full of himself, which he can get away with because he's so damn gorgeous. He's totally hilarious and dead sexy (being voiced by Miki Shinichiro doesn't hurt...ehehe)...I'm DEFINITELY dressing my hubby Zel up as Prince at some point. XD
Prince: [casting Charm] "Come to me, fair lady..."
Sarcasm: [scrapping her Will save] "You got it, baby!"


Aka Mantle Wipe! Red Mantle
Series: Haunted Junction
Age: n/a
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: One of the 7 school ghosts of Saito High, Red Mantle pretty much does only one thing: seduce young women. He's utterly irresistible to all women - except Mutsuki, that is, because she's only interested in boys 12 and under. Anyways, Red Mantle first appeared to be a sort of useless ghost, until the school was attacked by a team of Sailor Senshi in fukus...at which point he was in his element. Hey, if you're a completely irresistible incubus, why not take advantage of it? I think maybe he's been taking lessons from Nabiki...^_~
Red Mantle: "Here are some socks I've worn...1000 yen."
Drooling Girl #1: "10,000 yen!"
Drooling Girl #2: "50,000 yen!"
Drooling Girl #3: "150,000 yen!"


I know you all love me... Kaji Ryouji
Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Age: 28?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Kaji-kun and Misato used to date, but then there probably isn't a woman in Japan that Kaji hasn't dated. Ehehe. Yup, it's another playboy. Asuka's got the hots for him, but she's a little young even for his taste. Good-looking and suave, he's the type to play around with and have a good time...just as long as you don't expect him to hang around when a new girl sashays by. ^_~;


a somewhat less crappy pic of Rei-kun Rei Sagami
Series: Kodomo no Omocha
Age: 25?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Rei is Sana's manager and ex-boyfriend. She found him wandering the streets as a bum after his parents died and he lost his house, so she took him home with her and he's been there ever since. He's a bit of a dunderhead sometimes, but on the whole he's a real sweetie and is completely devoted to Sana. Not as cool as Hayama (although he *is* more bishounen), but he's certainly got his moments.


Sano-kun looking serious Sanosuke Sagara
Series: Rurouni Kenshin
Age: ?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonHalf a lemon
Sarcasm sez: Sano's a little on the jock side (it's the spiky hair), and a little commited to pissing contests, but he's still got major style and actually looks like a MAN, unlike the TV Kenshin. (can you tell I have issues?)
Plus his voice is tooooo sexy, done by Ueda Yuuji (who's also voiced Honoo from Mosquiton, Amiboshi/Suboshi from Fushigi, and Akito Tenkawa from Nadesico). ...I dunno, maybe I just can't resist a guy who has "BAD" written on the back of his jacket. ^_~


I just can't get over how good my hair is today... Allen Schezar
Series: Vision of Escaflowne
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1
star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Tall, strong, blonde, and a wizard with a sword, whether piloting his guymelef Scheherazade or fighting hand to hand...that's Allen, one of the 12 Heavenly (no kidding!) Knights of Asturia. Allen is true nobility, chivalrous and debonair. He's also a total playboy and doesn't seem to mind breaking hearts wherever he goes. Now I have nothing against playboys, but the problem with Allen is that he doesn't admit to being one; he just goes from one girl to the next, treating each as if she were his one true love...and of course, he has a tragic past to make you feel sorry for him. Although he's a jerk most of the time, Allen is just SOOOO dreamy I can't stay mad with him for long. ^_~ (It's the hair, it's always the hair...)


Schuldich's reading your mind...you pervert you! Schuldich
Series: Weiß Kreuz
Age: 22
Coolness Rating: 1
star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Oooooo, Schuldich is just so naughty. A member of the bad-guy-bishounen team Schwarz, he can read minds and uses it shamelessly to manipulate everybody around him, especially the Weiß guys. He *really* gets off on that. He's also super-fast and can leap tall buildings in a single bound! Wow! Plus he's a snappy dresser (well, as snappy as Yoji) and has the sexy voice of my darling Zelgadis....^_~ One of my favourite lemonfics involves Schuldich screwing with Yoji's head....and then screwing *him*. Ehehehe...


Seravy and Elizabeth in disguise Seravy
Series: Akazukin Cha Cha
Age: 20 something...?
Coolness Rating: 1
star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: I just looooove Seravy-sensei! He's hilarious! The world's most powerful wizard, a ventriloquist (he carries around a little doll named Elizabeth and uses her voice to make snarky comments at people while remaining perfectly calm and elegant himself), cooks and bakes brilliantly, a master sushi chef, a ninja master - there is literally nothing Seravy can't do. Plus he's even more twisted than Sana and Hayama put together...It's no wonder Yakko-chan is after him!


A crappy pic of Shido reading the paper and looking cute Tatsuhiko Shido
Series: Nightwalker
Age: a couple hundred years or so
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: A private investigator/supernatural detective, Shidou spends most of his days napping in his office with his top hat over his eyes and looking yummy. His partner, Yayoi (a very cool babe), is immune to a vampire's bite and therefore lets him nibble on her on a regular basis, not to mention flirting shamelessly. It's obvious that the creators of this show were influenced by Mosquiton...but thankfully Shido's not a carbon copy of Mo-chan. He may be a gorgeous vampire with light blue hair, but he's way more fun than Mo-chan in that there's no Inaho bossing him around and treating him like a whipping-boy. I mean, Mo-chan's adorably pathetic, but sometimes you want a vampire who isn't anybody's lapdog. Shido's a cool, kick-ass dude in his own right, and he actually gets a bite to eat from someone who's not only willing but quite enthusiastic, not some blushing virgin. Imagine that!


Sirius Sirius
Series: Bakuretsu Hunter
Age: do angel-people age?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Dota's love interest, Sirius appears for a short scene in the OVA, but for the most part he's only in the Bakuretsu Hunter manga. Mmmm...c'mere angel boy, I'll corrupt you...ehehehe. *drool* All pretty boys are improved by wings, I tell you! ^_^


Tsunami thinking of something naughty Tsunami Shijo
Series: Twilight of the Dark Master
Age: A bit older than taxes
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Dark-horse antihero of Twilight of the Dark Master, Tsunami is almost a total mystery. He is one of the race of Guardians, created by the Great Mother to balance the existence of Demons and make humanity stronger. He spends most of his time stalking about in a black trenchcoat and looking inhumanly gorgeous...and solving demon-related mysteries too, of course. He's a super-powerful gorgeous biseinen with great fashion sense--and even better, he's voiced by sexy Seki Toshihiko. What's not to like? (and lust after...^_~;)


I'm the coolest there is, baby Spike Spiegel
Series: Cowboy Bebop
Age: 27
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Spike looks and often acts like a slacker (lazing around most of the time while Jet cooks and cleans), but when push comes to shove he's got it where it counts. Spike could perhaps be described as Lupin III, only better looking and tougher. Where Lupin will cheerfully avoid a sticky situation by the skin of his teeth, Spike will kick ass with style. He takes out opponents with no apparent effort, using a mishmash of martial art styles, and gives the impression he's having a grand ol' time doing it. He's a masterful pilot, of course, although he tends to trash things wherever he goes (maybe he should sign up with the Dirty Pair...). What I love about Spike is the sheer coolness factor. He's so smooth and yet at the same time he's a big kid. Plus he's just damn cute, especially when he's training shirtless on the bridge of the Bebop...^_^


I'll shoot you right through the heart, baby... Gene Starwind
Series: Outlaw Star
Age: 20
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Gene is damn cool. A fun-loving, action-craving merc who ends up as a space Outlaw, he kicks serious ass with BFGs or hand-to-hand and charms the ladies while he's doing it. He's damn good and he knows it, but he gets knocked off his high horse just often enough to keep him from getting too full of himself (plus he just looks too adorable when he gets riled up). His gung-ho, make-it-up-as-you-go-along lifestyle would have gotten him killed a dozen times already if it weren't for his partner Jim (the level-headed one) being there to pull his ass out of the fire, but of course Gene'd never admit *that*. Anyways, he's got a tummy as cute as Yoji's and looks unbelievably nummy in a tank-top...or wandering around in his boxers. Ehehehe. =^.^= neh?


NOW I'm pissed. Tamahome
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1
lemon
Sarcasm sez: Tamahome may not be as beautiful as Nuriko or Hotohori, but he's still damn good-looking, fierce and loyal. He sticks by the woman he loves, even when she's being a fluff-brained ninny (which is usually) and kicks ass in just about any battle he gets into. His one weakness is money... (throwing a few coins) Here Tama-chan, fetch!


Neh Tasuki-chan, you can set my heart on fire any day! Tasuki
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1
star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1
lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Tasuki used to be leader of a bandit troop, and hasn't lost his impetuousness and hair-trigger temper. His temperament reminds me a bit of Lina Inverse...those redheads, y'know. Fiery and bold (and goofy), Tasuki's just too cool - plus he has those kawaii little fangs! "I DO NOT HAVE A SCARY FACE!!" I'm sure we'd have fun, if I could ever get him away from Anarchy...ehehe.


Shinobu (and part of Mitsuru's head) in the flowers Shinobu Tezuka
Series: Koko wa Greenwood
Age: 17
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Shinobu-sempai is the Student Council President at Ryokuto Academy and Mitsuru's yummy roommate. Mitsuru's the outgoing and popular one while Shinobu's quieter and more introverted - although he's even more of an evil genius than Mitsuru. They both like to play nasty jokes, but Shinobu has a lighter touch and prefers to use other people rather than getting his own hands dirty. Where a plot twist will occasionally smack headlong into Mitsuru, Shinobu will sidestep it gracefully and then take care of his less fortunate partner. The two of them are a great pair and complement each other perfectly; can't help wondering what they get up to late at night, hmm? ^_^ (Ganymede of M.I.S.T. is of the same mind as me...you MUST check out his 'Eros vs. Philia' discussion with commentary by Mitsuru and Shinobu. It's priceless.)
Along with being brilliant, serene and nigh-infallible, Shinobu can also sew beautifully and detect otherworldly entities - he is virtually, as his older sister Nagisa constantly rages, Mister Perfect. As an added plus, his sexy voice is provided by Seki Toshihiko, the guy behind Duo Maxwell and many other nummy bishounen. Admittedly, Shinobu would be a difficult guy to seduce, but it would certainly be entertaining to play those mind games back and forth, neh? And when I got sick of mind games I'd just jump him and tie him to the bed......ehehehe......and then this....and then that....[Sarcasm degenerates into a female version of a drooling Carrot Glaces]...

**this 'Sarcasm Sez' has been cut short due to excessive ecchiness. Gomen...**


I just love being evil... Valgarv
Series: Slayers Try
Age: ?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Valgarv's a strange fellow. He's the last Ancient Dragon left after the Golden Dragons wiped them out, and is understandably bitter and traumatized. Garv found him dying and offered him power and immortality as a demon. Valgarv accepted and that's when he got his little horn thingy...personally I'd prefer him without it, it reminds me too much of the little rape-demons from Twin Dolls. Be that as it may, Valgarv is still really cool and damn sexy. I just wish Zel would walk around without a shirt just like Valgarv...^_~


Vash in serious mode Vash the Stampede
Series: Trigun
Age: Sorewa himitsu desu.
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Vash is a study in contradictions. He's a bit like Ryo Saeba, in that when he's 'working' he's very serious and kicks major ass (and looks spectacular doing it, too) but when he's just hanging around he's a big goofball who can be bribed with donuts. As soon as he sees a pretty lady, of course, he'll instantly switch into Suave Mode, complete with sparkles, to lay on the charm. He's a wonderfully complex character and you know there's a LOT of history behind him. In this way he reminds me a bit of Kenshin, except unlike the TV Kenshin it's quite obvious he's just *acting* goofy, plus he's identifiably a MAN.
Note of interest: Vash is voiced by the seiyuu behind Takeo-kun, Ayanoujo's spazzy love interest, from Mahou Tsukai Tai.


Nicholas hefting his cross Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Series: Trigun
Age: Late twenties?
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Nicholas has that Kaji-esque unshaven, playfully roguish attitude that I find so appealing. He's a pretty damn close match to Vash in the badass category; they're both major ass-kickers and when they're working together there's pretty much nothing they can't do. They're the cutest couple, always bickering and then helping each other out of a tight spot, then bickering some more. There's been some suggestion of pairing the guys off with Milly and Merryl, but I don't buy it. Nicholas and Vash work way better together than they would with the girls...^_^


Sorewa...himitsu desu! Xelloss, the Mysterious Priest
Series: Slayers
Age: 1000+
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 star1 star1 star1 star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemonhalf lemon
Sarcasm sez: Xelloss is almost up there with Zelgadis. He's way cooler, to be sure (he could kick the crap out of Lina if he wanted to), but he's just not as yummy. Xelloss loves to play with Lina and her pals, helping them one moment and then driving them crazy the next. I think Firia summed it up as "When we need you you're not here, and when we don't need you you show up again!" Some have even gone so far as to describe him as an evil Chichiri. LOL I dunno, but he's certainly an evil genius. You can't count on him for anything, which makes him such fun to watch. Wouldn't want to be traveling with him, though...^_^


Yosho sniffin' flowers Yosho (aka Katsuhito Masaki)
Series: Tenchi Muyo
Age: 1000+
Coolness Rating: 1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Yosho is Tenchi's grandfather as well as a prince of Jurai. He was engaged to Ayeka 700 years ago, but left Jurai to chase Ryoko (personally I think he was just running from Ayeka, which is understandable). After defeating Ryoko he settled on Earth and had kids, one of whom was Tenchi's mother. He's a superb strategist and has a great deal of power and influence, as well as a wonderful sense of humour. In the last episode of the OVA, Yosho drops his 'grandpa' disguise and reveals his true appearance...yum! Takehito Koyasu strikes again...


Oh crap, I spilled coffee on the book.  Umm..maybe nobody will notice... Keisuke Yuuki
Series: Fushigi Yuugi
Age: 23
Coolness Rating: 1
star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Miaka's older brother Keisuke spends most of Fushigi with his friend Tetsuya in the library, reading anxiously to find out what happens to Miaka. (He has the suspiciously useful ability to read ancient Chinese...) Both of them are total cuties, especially because the Universe of the Four Gods is so ridiculously full of yummy fantasy guys that these two really stand out as down-to-earth, real-life, caring fellows. Plus watching them agonize over the book is fun...


Ahh, I'm just too sexy for this show... Zelgadis Greywers
Series: Slayers
Age: 17?
Coolness Rating:1 star1 star1 star1 starhalf star
Lemon Rating: 1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon1 lemon
Sarcasm sez: Aaand here we are, way at the bottom, my #1 Yummy Anime Guy of All Time! Part man, part demon and part golem as the result of a curse, Zel is nigh-invulnerable and can even take a cannonball to the head....well, almost. ("I'm a p....g..." "He's a PIG?!") *LOL* He's a great swordsman, a powerful sorceror, has a super-sexy voice (his seiyuu did Tamahome and Heero Yuy, among lots of others), and has a wonderfully nonchalant attitude that plays perfectly off Lina, Gourry and Ameria's spastic tendencies. (Shades of Akito and Sana, neh?)

Zel and Lina I think what makes Zel so great is that he's so much more than just a bishounen - not that I've got anything against pretty-boys (as you can certainly see on this page) - but with Zel it isn't something like just having great hair or a pretty face - he's got the attitude, the power, the cute way he cracks up and spazzes along with Lina sometimes, that kawaii hair that falls over his face, his little pointed ears...he even manages to look delectable in that ugly beige outfit he wears to hide what he considers a freakish appearance. You can tell that there's a lot of depth to him; he's been through hell but it hasn't broken him. Plus he's just so damn good at practically everything: he's a world-class gunfighter, safecracker, navigator, swordsman, guitar-player...

What it comes down to in the end, though, is that Zel's the guy I'd want to hang around with. Lots of other guys would be fun to play around with (like Darshu, for example), but long-term they'd REALLY get on your nerves (like Darshu, for example ^_^). Zel's the kind of guy who, because of the shit he's been through, would be very slow to warm up to new people--but once you got under his stony skin he'd stick like glue. Plus I happen to be married to a guy who's so much like Zel it's scary...(without the rocky complexion, of course) ^_^ I don't care what people say, there's no WAY Ameria will get him in the end. Gah! Don't worry Zel-chan, you stick by me and together we'll find a cure for your 'condition'. And in the meantime, why don't you put on that slurpy rock-star outfit you wore in that Slayers Try eyecatch, hm?

Can't help wondering if I have some kind of weird fetish, though. I mean, I always thought Nightcrawler of the X-Men was really sexy, too...maybe it's the blue skin. Hmmm...^_~;

Hm, I guess a wire brush is a little harsh... Zel trims his hair Neh, Zel-chan, would you like me to scrub your back for you? ^_~
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