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If it shoots something, he owns it. If it's a mecha of any sort, he's hoarded and upgraded it to deliver ridiculously high kill factors. And if it's a cute girl in the same vicinity as him, Carnage is not going to be happy. The Tenchi Masaki syndrome still has him being chased by hordes of high-school girls inexplicably attracted to him. Highly destructive and with a very short fuse, Carnage likes making things blow up good. Now if only he could get the Zeorymer, Pesti-chan's souped-up EVA Hell Custom, and his own uber-mecha Escafanboy, to actually work for once....

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