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The ultimate idiot savant, Chaos gets clobbered on a regular basis by Anime girls, fangirls, fanboys, lake gods, irate manga artists, SD Godzilla-thingies, anyone who reads his ridiculously baka-esque Chaosfics, and large falling objects. Alas, forever lost in his delusions of adequacy, he just shrugs the smites off and continues to be himself...much to the dismay of everyone trying to knock some sense (or a brain) into him.
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