Episodes seen: 1 of ?
Ikuhara Takeya is a high school student living a normal life, totally uninterested in the commotion around a UFO filled with beautiful alien females that crashed on Earth a year ago. The aliens, known as DearS, are deciding to take permanent residence on Earth. What no one knows is that these aliens are a slave species whose sole purpose is to serve and please their masters.
One day, Takeya spots a person shivering behind some bushes. This person, Ren, is one of the DearS, and after being saved by Takeya she chooses him as her master. Takeya, who doesn't know about the master-slave relationship of DearS, tries to teach Ren the normal lifestyle of the people on Earth, though he constantly fears that Ren is an evil alien who's trying to brainwash him. But Ren isn't like other DearS. She is in fact malfunctioning and is being tracked down by their leader. Meanwhile, Takeya begins to learn more about DearS, and a mythical DearS relationship called “Gift” begins to develop between them.
Herself the Elf sez: Oh wow, dumb hero finds a brainless naked chick on the street. Never seen THAT before. I wonder if she will become his devoted slave? Oh wait, scratch that. She actually SAYS "I will be your slave". Sure, why bother being subtle anymore with these fanboy wankfests?
On top of that, Takeya's teacher is an exhibitionist who masturbates on her desk and makes all the students read porn out loud in class. She was humping a piece of bread in the ending song. -_-;;;
My notes while watching this show: WTF. This is like Chobits only 100 times worse. KILL ME NOW.