The fic hasn't been kind to poor Desolation.
If anything, his smite magnet powers have risen to near infinite levels. On the plus side, it's led to some of the most hilarious moments in the series...at Deso's expense naturally. But he's covered by Norwich Wunion, so it's all good.
Still lost in the Aniverse and prone to attracting all sorts of large falling objects (or random gunfire), Desolation has sought to prove that you can't keep a good immortal down. You can certainly maim him in many colourfully comedic ways, but he continues to see out the dojo where his beloved girlfriend, Kasumi Tendo, awaits.
Whenever Kasumi's around, the smites gunning for Desolation keep their distance just to make sure they don't hit her at the same time. Of course...this makes his time away from the Tendo dojo all the more painful. Even if he has gotten used to, if not grown rather blase about all the simiting. Now if only he could get rid of his Fairy Godbabbit...and that were-cabbit curse...and where the hell is he now?!
Mass Destruction Title: Desolation, lostboy, unlucky bastard
Japanese Translation of Name: Jakunen
Assumed Name: Goro Takeaki
Latin Nomenclature: Bastardus Parvo Werecabbitus Smitemagnetus
>Fav. Anime OVA series: Bastard!!!
Fav. Anime TV series: tie between Ranma 1/2, Fushigi Yuugi
Fav. Anime of all times: Fushigi Yuugi
Fav. Hentai flick: Pop Chaser 4 (It was so cute!)
Fav. Manga artist(s): Clamp, Rumiko Takahashi, Yuu Watase, Kenichi Sonoda, Satoshi Urushihara
Fav. Manga of all time: Gunsmith Cats, Chirality (kai awase okay!)
Age in appearance: 17
Looks like: 3x3 Eye's Yakumo
Birthdate: April 11
Blood Type: spattered
Special abilities: having a 'Wu' mark which makes him immortal--and thus a prime target for getting repeatedly smited
Disorder(s): Ryoga's sense of direction (oxymoron that it is), having a 'Wu" mark, smite magnet (infinite), having a Fairy Godbabbit, Lycabbithorpy
Smiting technique(s): smacking with a parasol, might still remember how to use his exploding pomegranates of death, Doko Coco, projecting his Wu aura.
Hobbies: wandering aimlessly through countless Animes and fanfics, and napping on Kasumi Tendo's lap whenever he finds her
Dislikes: Wave Motion guns, Fairy Godbabbits, gravity, Gaghiel, the author, papercuts
Income: Norwich Wunion Insurance policy; fruit stand
Ultimate dream of all time: to be able to walk down the street without having a space colony fall on him or get eaten by an Angel. And to make it to the fic on time...just once.
Biggest Anime Mindfuck of the Century: his Fairy Godbabbit
Fav. food: anything made by Kasumi (she IS the Iron Chef!)
Least Fav. food: own entrails, tachyons
Likes to Study: pain apparently, as well as Anime and Havoc's panty collection (for the challenge of it, I swear!)
Doesn't Like to Study: maps, calculus, the stuff they put in Twinkies.
Anime character he most admires: Ryoga Hibiki ("We both share the same problem, so he can't be all that bad! Now if only we could meet...")
Anime babe he worships: tie between Arshes Nei (beauty and awesome smiting powers! Cool!) and Haruka Tenou (World Shaking. 'Nuff said.)
Anime babe he fears: Chocolate Misu (Keep her away! Keep her awaaaaaay!!)
Dream date: Why bother? I'd never make it on time anyways.
Quoted as saying: "Itai." or "Where the hell am I now?!"
Most Memorable Fanboy Moment: "I'd tell you, but I don't really have the time. The next Gundam colony scheduled to drop on me should be impacting right about--"
Fairy Godbabbit: [blowing a whistle] "Okay, readers, move it along! There is nothing more to see here in this character profile, nothing more to see...oooh, we might need a putty knife to clean him up."