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Desolation

Still lost in the Aniverse and prone to attracting all sorts of large falling objects (or random gunfire), Desolation has sought to prove that you can't keep a good immortal down. You can certainly maim him in many colourfully comedic ways, but he continues to see out the dojo where his beloved girlfriend, Kasumi Tendo, awaits. Whenever Kasumi's around, the smites gunning for Desolation keep their distance just to make sure they don't hit her at the same time. Of course...this makes his time away from the Tendo dojo all the more painful. Even if he has gotten used to, if not grown rather blasé about all the smiting. Now if only he could get rid of his Fairy Godbabbit...and that were-cabbit curse...and where the hell is he now?!

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