SCENE #005: the obligatory living room scene

Narrator: “Chaos walked out the living room, yawned and then checked out what was for breakfast.”

Chaos: “Hmmm…Sake and miso soup, my favourite!”

Dark Mayhem: “Oh, so sleeping dragqueen actually decided to get up today, did she?”

Chaos: “Hush, Newt-boy!”

Dark Mayhem: “Now then, are you actually going to be of some contribution to the plot, or do you get to bore all the listeners out there.”

Chaos: “Who?”

Dark Mayhem: [pointing out to the crowd] “Haven’t you noticed the audience yet?”

          [Chaos glances out at everyone, panics, then tries to look cool!]

Chaos: ^-^ “Gu-da mo-ru-ni-n-gu to ru! I think the fangirl in the second row likes me.”

Dark Mayhem: “Yep, there’s a lot of minions and hapless victims out there.”

Chaos: “Don’t you mean fans?”

Dark Mayhem: “If I had meant ‘fans’, I would have said—“

Chaos: “Hai hai.”

Narrator: “And so, as the 4th Wall was once again done in by the enormous wrecking ball that is the Fanboys, Chaos--”

Chaos: [looking around] “Who said that?!”

Narrator: [sigh!] “This is the narrator, you twit.”

Chaos: “Oh yeah? Prove it.”

Narrator: “Of for the love of…Suddenly a terrified flying octopus came out of nowhere and clocked Chaos in the face!”

          [Cue the flying octopus plushie!]

Chaos: “OW!”

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