SCENE #006: How to crash an obligatory living room scene

Narrator: “In the living room, Dark Mayhem was busy sitting on the couch and checking up on his stock portfolios.”

Dark Mayhem: “Hmmm…the Aegis Corporation is still doing good despite all those Invader attacks. I should invest in—what the? Hey, this newspaper’s from 1969!”

Narrator: “Just then, a loud, fiery explosion launched Chaos right through the wall scroll and straight into the nearest wall.”

Dark Mayhem: “Wow, that’s a hell of an alarm clock you got there, Chaos.”

Chaos: [groan!] “Stupid Hysteria-chan…ask her to stop the fanfic…”

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