SCENE #020: Enter the Akiocar….

Narrator: “Walking down the street, Chaos still remained hopeful about his chances.”

Chaos: “Whew! That was a close call. Anyhoo, I should be able to get Hotaru’s present now. I mean, look at what’s already happened to me today. How could it possibly get any worse…or weirder?”

Narrator: “Then abruptly…there came the loud roar of a revving car engine.”

Chaos: [looking around] “What the?”

Touga: [tearing open his shirt] “Can’t you hear it? The sound of the End of the Fic!”

Chaos: --;; “Oh, not you again. Hasn’t someone sedated this bishie yet?”

Touga: “Now, let us show you the End of—KYAAAAA!! “

Narrator: “Touga was then abruptly run over by the Akiocar.”

Chaos: [looking at the audience] “Was it just me, or did it sound like Akio was accelerating back there?”

Narrator: “The red Stingray convertible pulled up alongside the curb next to Chaos. Lounging in the driver’s chair was Akio, his shirt unbuttoned and his omnisexual smile leering at Chaos.”

Akio: “Well, so much for Touga. Say, would you like to be Ohtori Academy’s new duelist? It has many…perks. And you get this cool signet ring too!”

Chaos: “Tempting, but I think I’ll go watch a Dragonbarf-Z marathon instead.”

Akio: “Then let me give you a ride over there. You look like you’re in a bit of a rush anyways.”

Chaos: “Look, you lavender-haired freak-biscuit, not that it means anything to you, but I am trying to find a present for my girlfriend. My *human* girlfriend.”

Akio: “Why not let me drive you over to the Asakusa prefecture. It’s the entertainment district; you’ll be able to find theatre and stage tickets there easily. Come on, you know you want to ride with me. What I can show you will have the power to revolutionize your romance.”

Chaos: [eyebrow twitch!] “A-Ano…”

Narrator: “With Akio’s inviting offer, should Chaos: A) cautiously slide in to the back seat of the Akiocar, or; B) give Akio the finger?”

          A) UM…OKAY
          B) HELL NO!!!