Elsewhere, or else somewhere which in turn could have been anywhere and even nowhere since nowhere is technically somewhere which is naturally anywhere, we find the lost fanboy asking himself just *where* the hell he was now!
Desolation groaned as he managed to set his li'l bandaged body down upon a log in the middle of the Mononoke Hime's forest. "Shimatta, how can a rolling Gentle Uterus charter a helicopter to chase after me anyways? Either way, all that meandering's now made me hungry. I could have some uudon...if only I knew where to find the broth...and the noodles...and the vegetables."
Desolation pulled out his pan-dimensional fridge from his backpack and opened up the door. Suddenly an irate freshwater penguin leaped out and made a lot of incoherent squawkings at him.
"Well same to you, PenPen!" Desolation exclaimed. "You know, I didn't see you in the End of Evangelion movie when Seele dropped that N-2 mine on the Geofront! I was there, I'll have you know, and it hurt! A lot! And now I've lost my fridge!"
He paused upon realizing he was now seated in the fridge along with the fruits and vegetables on the bottom shelf. And with that the lost fanboy turned and shouted at those bizarre rock-like creatures to stop their incessant chattering.
"Maybe I can figure out by consulting this map," Desolation sighed, pulling out a set of papers. A sweatdrop ensued. "Na ni? Green Legend Ranma? This is a Chaosfic, not a map!"
Abruptly an ominous shadow descended upon him. Desolation's eyes bugged out as the silhouette of a Deathscythe Hell Custom Gundam crashed right on top of him.
Desolation: "What the...(o.O) KYAAAAAAAA!!!"
Deathscythe Hell Custom: *CRUNCH!!!!*
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