Anyhoo, Pesti-chan managed to salvage what was left of himselves and reformed. He then wound up showing the MSTiers his room, which was probably the only normal place in the entire apartment.
With the MST threat cleared for now, Chaos and Dark Mayhem returned their attention to the now fairly sedate Carnage.
"What was this about M-66?" Chaos asked, munching from his bag o' complimentary popcorn.
"The M-66 is a Masamune Shirow creation," Dark Mayhem explained. "A killer assassin robot made by the military. In the Black Magic M-66 OVA, she winds up getting activated and smashes through a good portion of
Tokyo just to execute her target...who was the creator's granddaughter, Ferris."
"Ah, I see," Chaos said with a nod. Abruptly his eyes ballooned out. "Ne, then just who is her target now?"
Carnage scratched his head. "That's the problem. You see, for the initial testing phase, I had programmed her to destroy only Chaos."
"Ah, I see," Chaos agreed. "You reprogrammed her so that she'd target and kill--WHAT?!"
"However," Carnage continued. "Thanks to Mihoshi's meddling, the M-66 got reprogrammed to terminate *all* the fanboys."
Chaos: o.O;;; "KYAAAAAAAAAA!!! TASUKETEEEEEE!!!"
Carnage: [clocking Chaos with the Zanba sword] "Are you done yet?"
Chaos: [sniffling] "I was going to be in another thirty seconds."
"Gee, thanks for making me a part of this, Carnage," Dark Mayhem said, very unimpressed. "But out of sheer curiousity, when the M-66 went active, did it not occur to you to just step on her with one of your Gundams?"
"That's what I need to talk to you guys about," Carnage said. "Under normal circumstances I would have done just that...had the M-66 not commandeered one of the other mecha in my hangar bay."
The three fanboys hushed their conversation as the MSTiers finished their sweep of Pesti-chan's bedroom and returned to the living room.
Pesti: [somewhat sheepish] "I am *so* sorry about that whole thigh-humping incident."
Samantha: [hmph] "Pervert."
Pesti: [hey!] "It's not my fault! Ever since F8!, I go into split personalities when I become multi-Super Deformed!"
But what of inspecting Sarcasm's harem, you ask. At the time Pesti-chan split apart, SD Pesti-chan #2 had the presence of mind to put an Out of Order sign on Sarcasm's door. Thus, no more bishounen for you readers today.
Herself the Elf: "Awwww!!" :(
--;; Don't you give me that pouty lip thing. I've indulged you enough as it is for this fic, Sarcasm.
"So?" Dark Mayhem inquired, returning his attention to Carnage. "What did the M-66 steal?"
Suddenly two enormous spotlights shone in through the apartment's balcony windows, the sliding door being thrown from its frame by a massive gust of air. Everyone gawked as an enormous spaceship hovered right in front of their suite.
Carnage: "The Nadesico."
Catastrophe: ^-^ "chu chu!"
Chaos: "She stole the Nadesico?!"
"Wow!!" Alexander exclaimed through the wind. "What's that?!"
"Tourists!" Chaos immediately shouted back. "They're just visitors here on a guided tour of the series! This happens all the time!"
Pesti-chan took a step back. "Impressive how those tourists seem to know how to prime a transpositional cannon."
Jolt-chan blinked as she watched the ship. "Okay, now this is definitely weird."
"About as weird as that time we were in that El Hazard fanfic where the Eye of God suddenly went missing?" Samantha suggested.
Fanboys: [turning to Carnage] "......"
Carnage: "What? What?!"
Samantha: "Well, this is certainly a good time to test the integrity of their fic's plot devices."
Jolt-chan: "So what do you guys usually do in a situation like this?"
Chaos: o.O "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"
And so the fanboys ran away!
Each and every one of them reverting into SD mode, they grabbed hold of the startled MSTiers and dragged them out of the apartment. Pesti-chan broke down into his 6 SD versions, all of them freaking out and running into either each other or the wall before actually locating the door.
Jolt-chan: [being carried off by an SD Carnage-chan] "Those must be really obsessed fans."
Alexander: [being carried off by the Pesti-chans] "Somehow I don't think they're fans. Say, a little more support in the rear, please."
Samantha: --;; [being carried off by an SD Chaos-chan & Dark Mayhem-chan] "I'm not getting paid enough for this cameo."
Just as the front door of the apartment was slammed shut behind one of the SD Pesti-chans, the bathroom door was opened up.
Toilet Hanako: ^-^ "Bye bye! Drop by anytime you like!"
Desolation: [waving] "Domo arigato! But where were you when I needed a bathroom in Oscar: Resurrection, Hanako-chan?"
The lost fanboy walked into the living room, sighing as he dropped his pan-dimensional backpack on the coffee table. "Ne where'd my parasol disappear to?" he remarked.
Abruptly his parasol dropped in from above, bonking him on the head. Desolation pulled his face out from the couch cushions, rubbing the bump poking out from his hair.
"Itaaaiii!" he lamented. "I swear this parasol is still possessed by that Deathbuster daemon egg. Shimatta! First I get mowed down by Eudial's bad driving, and then I somehow manage to walk directly into her line of fire!"
On the other hand, it was kind of nice knowing that Eudial hadn't been able to claim his pure heart. Then again, even he didn't know where it had disappeared to.
Abruptly his pure heart dropped in from above, bonking him on the head. Desolation pulled his face out from the couch cushions, quickly bandaging up the blood spurting out from his hair. And it only took him a few minutes to realize he had also bandaged up the pure heart--which was still jabbed into his head.
Desolation shook his head, surveying his newest location.
It didn't take him too long to realize where he was.
"Sugoi!" Desolation exclaimed happily. "I made it on time for the fic for once!"
And so he proceeded to dance a happy li'l SD Desolation jig. Well, at least he tried to before he realized he had lost the order of the dance moves.
"Ne, this is strange," he remarked, trying to find one of the other fanboys. "Just where is everyone?"
He turned around, his eyes ballooning out as he saw the Nadesico priming its Gravity Blast.
Desolation: [sweatdrop!] "That's a really big-assed cannon."
Abruptly the Nadesico's transpositional cannon died down, and the massive battleship shot upwards into the sky. Desolation breathed a sigh of relief in seeing it disappear far into the horizon.
"I'm saved!" he proclaimed, the kana for "Hallelujah!" scrolling in behind him.
And then it just so happened that the "rewind" function Dark Mayhem had used earlier caught up with the rest of the fanfic. Numerous Gentle Uteruses suddenly punched through the ceiling, all of them drawn towards his 'Wu' aura and crushing Desolation thoroughly.
"I can't believe those things planned a dirty sneak attack," he exclaimed, wriggling his way out from the crater. "But I shall prevail!"
Suddenly the entire apartment was overshadowed by the towering tsunami of Cream Lemon, a T-74 tank riding the crest.
Desolation (and Haruto): ;_; "OH MY GOD!"
[Cue the eyecatch!]
SD Alexander-chan: ^^ "Ohayo! Somebody cue the shameless website plugs!"
SD Samantha-chan: "Why are you so cheerful about shameless website plugging?"
SD Alexander-chan: ^^;; "Apulo the cat put an emotion-lock on me. I can't get out of it."
Apulo: [with Pia Poppo cookies!] "*Munch munch!* And I'm not taking that off until you promise to treat me to an all-I-can-eat dinner on Mars!"
SD Alexander-chan: ^^ "Help."
[Cue the shameless website plugging!]
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