OMAKE THEATRE!!!



          [Cue Chibi-Beans & Chibi-Ophelia walking onto the karaoke stage, and tapping to mic to ensure it's on. The music for Offspring's "Get a Job" starts up....]

Chibi-Ophelia:          Greenbean's got this fanboy
                              And she hates that twit
                              She tells me every day
                              She says "Man, I really gotta smite
                              Chaos in the worst kinda way."

                              He runs through her fanfic
                              And he grabs her lake god
                              He's unaffected by pepper spray
                              And she wants retribution
                              For the mess he's caused
                              So Greenbeans has this to say:

Chibi-Beans:          You will pay, you will pay
                              Oh, you shall pay
                              Chaos you are such a doorknob
                              Stay away, stay away
                              Away!
                              Chaos, go get your own lake god

Chibi-Ophelia:          Well he's got his own mascots
                              But it isn't enough
                              To keep that little moron at bay
                              His got this obsession
                              To fondle her fish tank
                              Um...Chaos has some twisted tastes.

Chibi-Beans:          You will pay, you will pay
                              Oh, you shall pay
                              Chaos you are such a doorknob
                              Stay away, stay away
                              Away!
                              Chaos, go get your own lake god

Chibi-Ophelia:          Well, I guess it ain't easy
                              When you've got no I.Q., oh yeah
                              And your own mascots try
                              To eat your arms every day

Chibi-Beans:          I'm really gonna kick his ass now!

Chibi-Ophelia:          Greenbeans has this lake god
                              And it's her deity

Chibi-Beans:          That's right!

Chibi-Ophelia:          She tells me every day
                              She's got some octopi
                              To smite Chaos with
                              And Greenbeans has this to say:

Chibi-Beans:          You will pay, you will pay
                              Oh, you shall pay
                              Chaos you are such a doorknob
                              Stay away, stay away
                              Away!
                              Chaos, go get your own lake god

Chibi-Chaos: -.-;; Aren't we being just a little selfish here?

          [Cue the flying octopi!]

Chibi-Chaos: o.O;; KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Octopi: *THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK!!*

Chibi-Beans:          I won't give you my lake god
                              No way!
                              Chaos, you are such a doorknob.
                              Stay away, stay away
                              Away!
                              Chaos, go get your own lake god


OMAKE EXTRA!!!


FANBOY
By The Ever Infamous Kojiro-san
To the Tune of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock

Baka...Baka...

Well, I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out East
Where all the catgirls roam and the youma feast
Find a nice little Pagoda, chill with Ranma
Toss his pops in a lake, turn him into a panda!
And, I'm a Koji it up around Tokyo,
With a bottle of sake, cruising with Ryoko.
Buy a mech with a tactical nuke to ride
Write honorary Asian all over the side!
Find a Shinto Priest, have him marry me
To the first fuku'd schoolgirl that I see!
Y'know I'm just kidding, but I can dream
About meeting Bloodberry under full moonbeams!
Start working with GENOM, for all the right reasons,
Be a destined boy for all seasons
Kojiro, I ain't Kintaro Oe.
But, I'm cycling out east, baka, because I wanna be a...

CHORUS
Fanboy, baby!
With a training gi and my mecha shining!
Fanboy, baby!
Tokyo, Japan, it's where I'm hiding!
I wanna be a Fanboy, baby!
Addicted to my Rayearth OVA!
Fanboy, baby!
I can smell mascots from a mile away!

I woke up one day, and Hokkaido was a crater
Heard [Godzilla: *roar!*], knew Godzilla was here!
Stone temple, stone walls, stone giant coming through!
Get that Dragu Slave ready, he's coming for you!
Jusyenko ponds, hot-wire Zeorymer
Get a map to the stars, and find Dark Schneider!
If the price is right, I'll get some DVD's.
And edit Chibi-Usa out of the Super S series!

CHORUS
Fanboy, baby!
My greased-up Guyver Armour shining!
Fanboy, baby!
Spend all my time Super-Deformed and whining!
I wanna be a Fanboy, baby!
I listen to J-Pop songs every day!
Fanboy, baby!
I can smell mascots from a mile away!

YEAH, name's Robert, but call me Kojiro.
Forget karate, I know Sexy Commando!
Seen Son Goku, rolled down my glass,
And said: "Hey, I bet I can kick your ass!"
No kiddin', I'm in Spriggan? Facevaultin' on the floor.
Call me Queen, I'm so mean open little shop of horror.
No remorse for bad dubbing, 'cause it ain't right
Get some elemental bishies, be the New Snow White! Uh!
Get Chaos, rock like Amadeus!
Find fanservice for all my cosplayers!
Angelic Layers, violent like Slayers!
They told us leave the con, they can't make us!
Why they wanna pick on me?
Send Excel to assassinate me?
I ain't no Gal, I'm just a normal Otaku,
I don't know the password, but I know Abarenbou!
Sent to Earth by Haruko to rock ya!
My only words of wisdom are: "Minna baka..."
My plan to conquer Earth is already in motion,
But my army of Leo's just fell into Star Ocean!

FANBOY!
With my mighty Nabeshin afro shining!
FANBOY!
I still can't stop Shinji from whining!
FANBOY!
Order your own Otaku today!
FANBOY!
I can smell mascots from a mile away!
FANBOY!
With Vash and Kenshin playing mah-jongg!
FANBOY!
And I got no other ideas for this song!
FANBOY!!
Sore wa himitsu desu....

The original song, "Cowboy" is copyright of Kid Rock and whatever company helped release it. All characters mentioned in the song are copyright of whoever created them. Special thanks goes out to my brother James for helping me come up with all the filler lines.


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