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Mayhem

The straight man of the Fanboys crew, Mayhem's pretty much there to offer sarcastic commentary at all the stupid things Chaos does. Not that he doesn't have his own little foibles, such as spontaneously combusting when he gets too snuggly with Ami-chan, or turning into newt whenever he's doused with cold water. Still, the Dark Schneider gene splicing really helps with the coolness factor...^_^

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