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There ain't no hentai like an H Club Hentai
The H Club 7 were giving a special performance as a part of their "Live from the Ladies' Onsen" tour. Havoc-kun, Kintaro, Megumi Amano, Minni-May, Jyako Amano, Charon and Havoc-chan were all on stage and leading a rousing party at the Planet Hentai...followed immediately by a rousing frolic in the Jello wrestling pit.
No article of womens' underwear was safe.
As she pushed open the front doors of Planet Hentai, Pandemonium smugly remembered that she didn't wear any panties. That became a moot point moments later when she found herself being groped by Mido Miko and the Cheshire Cat.
"Hey, Pan-chan!" Havoc-kun shouted, flagging her over to the Benkyo Brigade's private table. "Come on down and join us for some Happoccinoes!"
Pandemonium glanced back to the other AD Police officers accompanying her. "Come on," she said. "And if I so much as catch any one of you letting your gaze drift towards a bosom, you're mine for the strip searching."
She made her way through the masses of roller-skating waitresses, dancing Anime characters, and the more-than-occasional rampant pervert. Her eyebrow began to do some serious twitching upon seeing a cheerful Dr. Tofu doing an oil rubdown and shiatsu massage to a looooong line of Variable Geo waitresses (who were complaining of back problems).
"Happoccino?" Megumi inquired when she finally reached the table.
Pandemonium shook her head and declined the offer. "Otoka-san, I'm here to talk business."
Havoc-kun nodded seriously. "Hai hai. You're here about the threesome with Nene Romanov and Toilet Hanako. Now Hanako-chan has some ground rules for--"