Rei-Lan: Orchid Emblem

Rating: 0 Rampages0 Rampages0 Rampages(Yes, it really IS that bad.) Starry nipples

Within the powerful claws of the organized crime, the Trident Foundation firmly controls the world's back alleys and darkest corners. Included amongst its most-prized possesions are the sporting world's Super Grapple Wrestling League and the new highly-addictive and illegal drug D-99X. Trident's boss, the ruthless Tojo, has an unquenchable thirst for violence, sex and power. Double crossing him spells death, loving him means pleasure.

Meet the beautiful Rei-Lan, an up-and-coming Super Grapple wrestling star. Tojo has his way with everyone and Rei-Lan proves no different as Tojo's sexual prowess takes the inexpirienced girl to ecstacy beyond her wildest dreams; their love foreordained by a Dragon Sex Tattoo which binds them sexually forever. Fantasies turn to nightmares when Rei-Lan escapes Tojo's lair and discovers he has brutally murdered her boyfriend.

Some time later, Tojo still waits for the one person who can quench his thirst for lust. Now destiny brings Rei-Lan and Tojo together again . . . will she be able to exact her revenge or will Rei-Lan be destined to love Tojo?

Well, some of you may know that one of the new things that will be added to the page in the near future is a list of Carnage's Frags...the worst that the world of anime has to offer. You all know that Bondage Queen Kate will be topping that list, but right under it will be Rei-Lan: Orchid Emblem...without a doubt the second worst anime I've ever seen. The story starts off rather dark and brooding...typical "tortured woman with a past" deal, and actually seems like it could go somewhere for a while (despite the crappy rule 3 scene), and then the whole thing just goes off the deep end. Once again we get treated to the same complete ignorance of the female mind that we saw in BQK; Rei-Lan just can't resist him, it feels too good...excuse me? Yes, as we all know, women are completely ruled by their emotions/libido and are incapable of making an intelligent decision if sex is a factor...Whatever. Right from the point that we get the flashback into Rei-Lan's past, everything just becomes so offensively moronic that I had to fast-forward through about half of it. I honestly worry about the men who think up this shit, as they are obviously in serious need of therapy if this is their idea of a'd have to be one sick bastard to get any enjoyment out of this (if you fall into this category, do the world a favour and find a way to add yourself to the next annual Darwin Awards). Not recommended even remotely (what a surprise). I really hope you people appreciate what I do to protect your fragile if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with a toilet bowl.

Available subtitled through Kitty Media.